Rachelle Hampton

Did you have any cartoon crushes?

The tomcat? Yeah, he was so hot. He was. He was. These are all phenomenal choices. So Jeremiah is assigned to give Ash a tour. And Jeremiah is not just a pretty face. He is also a phenomenal tour guide. What kind of stuff do you think a camp like this would have?

The tomcat? Yeah, he was so hot. He was. He was. These are all phenomenal choices. So Jeremiah is assigned to give Ash a tour. And Jeremiah is not just a pretty face. He is also a phenomenal tour guide. What kind of stuff do you think a camp like this would have?

I'm getting the vibe that you would be a great counselor, Camp Gondor. Yeah, you're giving me great ideas for the summer. Jeremiah is giving this tour guide and he's like, here's the cabin. There's the lake. That's the mess hall. Normal camp stuff. Then he's like, this is the computer lab. The kids are only allowed in there for an hour a week. An hour a week? Oh, my God.

I'm getting the vibe that you would be a great counselor, Camp Gondor. Yeah, you're giving me great ideas for the summer. Jeremiah is giving this tour guide and he's like, here's the cabin. There's the lake. That's the mess hall. Normal camp stuff. Then he's like, this is the computer lab. The kids are only allowed in there for an hour a week. An hour a week? Oh, my God.

These kids are going to die. Jeremiah is like, that field is for practicing archery. That field is for swordplay. He shows Ash where the cape closet is and where they store the stockpile of SPF 75 for their very pale campers. Jeremiah's like, here's where the EpiPens are. We have a lot of kids with allergies here. If the younger kids want ponies, here's where the broomsticks are at.

These kids are going to die. Jeremiah is like, that field is for practicing archery. That field is for swordplay. He shows Ash where the cape closet is and where they store the stockpile of SPF 75 for their very pale campers. Jeremiah's like, here's where the EpiPens are. We have a lot of kids with allergies here. If the younger kids want ponies, here's where the broomsticks are at.

Oh, that's so gentle. Jeremiah also clues Ashen on all like the rules and lore of Camp Gondor. Jeremiah is like the king and queen were a little overconfident in their ability to repair things. So stuff's a little janky. And he's like, there's something else you should know. Oh, my God. The showers can suddenly go ice cold without warning. The beds creak more than you would really like them to.

Oh, that's so gentle. Jeremiah also clues Ashen on all like the rules and lore of Camp Gondor. Jeremiah is like the king and queen were a little overconfident in their ability to repair things. So stuff's a little janky. And he's like, there's something else you should know. Oh, my God. The showers can suddenly go ice cold without warning. The beds creak more than you would really like them to.

Sometimes they even creak when no one's near them. Mm-hmm.

Sometimes they even creak when no one's near them. Mm-hmm.

ash is like what and jeremiah kind of just rolls his eyes and it's like yeah honestly it's a really good idea for you to keep an eye out for stuff like that we have a lot of overactive imaginations around here oh my god is he wait was he like larping in this moment was he like there's it's kind of haunted but i don't know like almost like trying to do improv a little bit um i hope so

ash is like what and jeremiah kind of just rolls his eyes and it's like yeah honestly it's a really good idea for you to keep an eye out for stuff like that we have a lot of overactive imaginations around here oh my god is he wait was he like larping in this moment was he like there's it's kind of haunted but i don't know like almost like trying to do improv a little bit um i hope so

Because he continues to explain that like a lot of camps, Camp Gondor has just a bunch of camp superstitions. There's a door in the mess hall that no one uses because it's bad luck. And Jeremiah's like, I'm pretty sure the door was just broken and they didn't feel like repairing it. But also, I don't believe in any of that shit. But also, don't use the door. It's not worth the trouble.

Because he continues to explain that like a lot of camps, Camp Gondor has just a bunch of camp superstitions. There's a door in the mess hall that no one uses because it's bad luck. And Jeremiah's like, I'm pretty sure the door was just broken and they didn't feel like repairing it. But also, I don't believe in any of that shit. But also, don't use the door. It's not worth the trouble.

Would you ask for any more information about these strange happenings? Um...

Would you ask for any more information about these strange happenings? Um...

Yeah. Ash is unfortunately too caught up in how cute Jeremiah is to really be paying much attention to anything specific he's saying. What Ash does here are the rules Jeremiah said that Prince Wharton instituted for summer staff when he took over. The rules are as follows. No drinking booze on campgrounds. No personalization of the uniforms.

Yeah. Ash is unfortunately too caught up in how cute Jeremiah is to really be paying much attention to anything specific he's saying. What Ash does here are the rules Jeremiah said that Prince Wharton instituted for summer staff when he took over. The rules are as follows. No drinking booze on campgrounds. No personalization of the uniforms.

And most importantly, staff members are absolutely not allowed to date each other.