Rachelle Hampton

No desert town. Not even in America. I will not be going to the desert on any continent. No. And I just trust all crows. So neither one of our ladies wants to admit to being scared enough to leave. They're like, this is ridiculous. But they're both like, what if we just stayed in tonight? We're tired. Yeah.

They dig through Grandma Jean's fridge and pantry only to realize pretty much everything is expired.

They dig through Grandma Jean's fridge and pantry only to realize pretty much everything is expired.

They consider delivery, but they don't feel great about giving out their address. Right. And the grocery store in town is right next to the Mysterious Thieves Theater.

They consider delivery, but they don't feel great about giving out their address. Right. And the grocery store in town is right next to the Mysterious Thieves Theater.

So they end up going to a diner on the other side of town. But things seem weird there, too. They kind of feel like everyone's staring at them. It's not until the waitress asks them how long they're in town that they're both like, oh, yes, this town is very small. They know we're not from here. That's probably what's happening. Right.

So they end up going to a diner on the other side of town. But things seem weird there, too. They kind of feel like everyone's staring at them. It's not until the waitress asks them how long they're in town that they're both like, oh, yes, this town is very small. They know we're not from here. That's probably what's happening. Right.

And so they tell the waitress that they're only in town for another day and a half. And then the waitress is like, well, you have to see the mysterious Steve while you're here. He's unforgettable. As soon as the waitress leaves, Madeline and Nicole were like, what do you think she meant by unforgettable? Does she know? What?

And so they tell the waitress that they're only in town for another day and a half. And then the waitress is like, well, you have to see the mysterious Steve while you're here. He's unforgettable. As soon as the waitress leaves, Madeline and Nicole were like, what do you think she meant by unforgettable? Does she know? What?

They eat as fast as possible and scurry home, but weird things keep happening. Do you think our friend should be worried? Would you be like burning sage at this point?

They eat as fast as possible and scurry home, but weird things keep happening. Do you think our friend should be worried? Would you be like burning sage at this point?

Yeah. Our girls are in the same place, especially once Nicole finds mold in her reusable water bottle, even though she just washed it before heading out on the road. Unknown numbers continue to call. The next day, Nicole and Madeline are just like rushing to finish cleaning out the house so that they can leave bright and early the next morning.

Yeah. Our girls are in the same place, especially once Nicole finds mold in her reusable water bottle, even though she just washed it before heading out on the road. Unknown numbers continue to call. The next day, Nicole and Madeline are just like rushing to finish cleaning out the house so that they can leave bright and early the next morning.

While they're wrapping dishes with newspaper, an unforecasted storm passes through town and it drops more rainfall on the town than Tumbleweed Springs has seen in a decade. Is this climate change or the mysterious steve? It's the mysterious steve. Nicole and Madeline don't want to stick around to find out. Finally, the morning comes where they're scheduled to leave.

While they're wrapping dishes with newspaper, an unforecasted storm passes through town and it drops more rainfall on the town than Tumbleweed Springs has seen in a decade. Is this climate change or the mysterious steve? It's the mysterious steve. Nicole and Madeline don't want to stick around to find out. Finally, the morning comes where they're scheduled to leave.

Nicole and Madeline are usually the type of road trippers who are always like two hours behind schedule. Same. I can't get up in the morning. This time, they're both up and alert at four in the morning.

Nicole and Madeline are usually the type of road trippers who are always like two hours behind schedule. Same. I can't get up in the morning. This time, they're both up and alert at four in the morning.

They drop by Grandma Jean's before leaving town. They're both rich in vintage clothing and would like to never see another can of corned beef hash ever again. We're almost at the end of our story. How are you feeling?

They drop by Grandma Jean's before leaving town. They're both rich in vintage clothing and would like to never see another can of corned beef hash ever again. We're almost at the end of our story. How are you feeling?

Yeah, someone needs to illegally livestream the show.