Rafa Honigstein

Oh, Crossy.

Every time I'm on.

I mean, I'm clearly here to talk about...

Carlo Ancelotti's decision to bring in Neymar, that's what I'm following.

I'm the Ancelotti whisperer for the next six weeks.

So there we go.

Well, one of the funny stories of the last couple of years was Ivan Juric, who was a Southampton coach.

Anyway, so when he was in charge of Torino, he sent a collaborator of his, I think it was Michele Orecchio,

to go and watch Roma's training sessions at Trigoria, the last training session, what they call the rifinitura.

And he was spotted by one of Jose Mourinho's assistants.

And so this was raised.

The collaborator, I think, was moved, was basically told to be on your way.

And then the following year, when Rome were due to play Torino again, the guy was found in the same bushes.

Different coach, De Rossi, was in charge of Rome at that time.

It was like, is there someone in the bushes there?

And lo and behold, it was the same guy.

I think the drone's quite high tech, Crossy.

I think it's being in the bushes in sort of camouflage clothing.

That is very, very sort of low tech.

But I appreciate that.