Ralph Barbosa

I live out in the country, man. I tried to go for a jog one time. I got chased by half the dogs out there. Yeah, okay. That's a little different. You're not kissing one of them. But if I go to your house and you got a good dog, I'm cool with the dog. I'll pet it and stuff, especially if it's nice. But if it sheds a lot, I'm like, get it away from me.

And then if they lick me a lot, I don't want to kiss the dog. What the hell? I'll kiss your wife before I kiss your dog. Well, sir, you can come over to my house tonight.

And then if they lick me a lot, I don't want to kiss the dog. What the hell? I'll kiss your wife before I kiss your dog. Well, sir, you can come over to my house tonight.

And then if they lick me a lot, I don't want to kiss the dog. What the hell? I'll kiss your wife before I kiss your dog. Well, sir, you can come over to my house tonight.

I let the dog watch. Let him watch. Watch me while I make out with both your owners. That was good.

I let the dog watch. Let him watch. Watch me while I make out with both your owners. That was good.

I let the dog watch. Let him watch. Watch me while I make out with both your owners. That was good.

Yeah. Let Him Watch. Bring some chicks over. Let Him Watch. Wow, we got chicken or what?

Yeah. Let Him Watch. Bring some chicks over. Let Him Watch. Wow, we got chicken or what?

Yeah. Let Him Watch. Bring some chicks over. Let Him Watch. Wow, we got chicken or what?

That's all I've turned into since I've made money is just Jon Bernthal's character on Wolf of Wall Street. Just got a bag of perks with you.

That's all I've turned into since I've made money is just Jon Bernthal's character on Wolf of Wall Street. Just got a bag of perks with you.

That's all I've turned into since I've made money is just Jon Bernthal's character on Wolf of Wall Street. Just got a bag of perks with you.

With all due respect. That would be sick. Honestly, that's why I want to go to Europe is just find the toxic girlfriend.

With all due respect. That would be sick. Honestly, that's why I want to go to Europe is just find the toxic girlfriend.

With all due respect. That would be sick. Honestly, that's why I want to go to Europe is just find the toxic girlfriend.

Bring her back to the States.

Bring her back to the States.

Bring her back to the States.

Hell yeah.