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Ralph Barbosa

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2104 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

And then he goes, they said, they're asking if you're going to get in there, Ralph. He's like, you going to get in there, Ralph? I was like, already.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

I was already wanting to get in there. And I had this sweet Buc-ee's shirt that I had just bought. Because it was like around election time. So it had the Buc-ee's beaver. It said 2024 with the American flag. And so everybody was complimenting it that day. And so I went up to the front of the stage and I took off the shirt. And everybody was like, wow. And then I threw the shirt into the crowd.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

I was already wanting to get in there. And I had this sweet Buc-ee's shirt that I had just bought. Because it was like around election time. So it had the Buc-ee's beaver. It said 2024 with the American flag. And so everybody was complimenting it that day. And so I went up to the front of the stage and I took off the shirt. And everybody was like, wow. And then I threw the shirt into the crowd.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

I was already wanting to get in there. And I had this sweet Buc-ee's shirt that I had just bought. Because it was like around election time. So it had the Buc-ee's beaver. It said 2024 with the American flag. And so everybody was complimenting it that day. And so I went up to the front of the stage and I took off the shirt. And everybody was like, wow. And then I threw the shirt into the crowd.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

A little bit of me was like, fuck, man. I got to wait another four years to get one of those. That shit was badass.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

A little bit of me was like, fuck, man. I got to wait another four years to get one of those. That shit was badass.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

A little bit of me was like, fuck, man. I got to wait another four years to get one of those. That shit was badass.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Do it. But the crowd went crazy. And so I went up. There's like these steps on that metal little gate thing that holds the crowd back. So I went up on those steps, and I just went like that. And then I started crowd surfing. And they almost dropped me a few times.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Do it. But the crowd went crazy. And so I went up. There's like these steps on that metal little gate thing that holds the crowd back. So I went up on those steps, and I just went like that. And then I started crowd surfing. And they almost dropped me a few times.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Do it. But the crowd went crazy. And so I went up. There's like these steps on that metal little gate thing that holds the crowd back. So I went up on those steps, and I just went like that. And then I started crowd surfing. And they almost dropped me a few times.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

And I had this chain on, which I don't even wear jewelry like that, but I had been in Houston like the week before, like a few days before that. That's a Houston passport. Yeah, this jeweler came, and he hooked it up with a chain, gave me a good price, and I was like, man, I have to get it. Like, I just have to.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

And I had this chain on, which I don't even wear jewelry like that, but I had been in Houston like the week before, like a few days before that. That's a Houston passport. Yeah, this jeweler came, and he hooked it up with a chain, gave me a good price, and I was like, man, I have to get it. Like, I just have to.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

And I had this chain on, which I don't even wear jewelry like that, but I had been in Houston like the week before, like a few days before that. That's a Houston passport. Yeah, this jeweler came, and he hooked it up with a chain, gave me a good price, and I was like, man, I have to get it. Like, I just have to.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

I was wearing the chain, but as soon as I was crowd surfing, I was just holding on to it the whole time. I was like, I don't trust you degenerates.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

I was wearing the chain, but as soon as I was crowd surfing, I was just holding on to it the whole time. I was like, I don't trust you degenerates.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

I was wearing the chain, but as soon as I was crowd surfing, I was just holding on to it the whole time. I was like, I don't trust you degenerates.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

And then I had my left hand in my pocket because I didn't want my phone to fall out. And there was a couple times where they dropped me, but then they'd catch me. And one of the ones, they dropped me in my head, almost hit the ground, and they caught me, and then they just launched me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

And then I had my left hand in my pocket because I didn't want my phone to fall out. And there was a couple times where they dropped me, but then they'd catch me. And one of the ones, they dropped me in my head, almost hit the ground, and they caught me, and then they just launched me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

And then I had my left hand in my pocket because I didn't want my phone to fall out. And there was a couple times where they dropped me, but then they'd catch me. And one of the ones, they dropped me in my head, almost hit the ground, and they caught me, and then they just launched me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Yeah, just torpedoed out like a whale coming out of the water or something. Dolphin style. And then I ended up, I landed on my feet. And then, like, everybody's looking around, and that's when, like, the music, like, the beats dropping. So we're like, wah, wah, wah. So we're just, like, just dancing and hopping and stuff. And Jaime and OT's security guard came to, like, all right, that's enough.