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Ralph Barbosa

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2104 total appearances

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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

From now on, every green room that I go into, write it in there that I want it to be at 69 degrees. And like, I forgot about it, though. They'll do it in most places. And if they don't, I don't even care. But I forgot about it. And then like a couple months ago, I did a college gig in New Mexico. And the building was pretty old, so the green room was, like, way down in the basement.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

From now on, every green room that I go into, write it in there that I want it to be at 69 degrees. And like, I forgot about it, though. They'll do it in most places. And if they don't, I don't even care. But I forgot about it. And then like a couple months ago, I did a college gig in New Mexico. And the building was pretty old, so the green room was, like, way down in the basement.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

From now on, every green room that I go into, write it in there that I want it to be at 69 degrees. And like, I forgot about it, though. They'll do it in most places. And if they don't, I don't even care. But I forgot about it. And then like a couple months ago, I did a college gig in New Mexico. And the building was pretty old, so the green room was, like, way down in the basement.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

And it's, like, this dressing room type thing. And they had all these, like, those, like, electric fans. And, like, they had one of the ones that, with the big old tube, like. Like an indoor. Like an indoor thing. And then they had, like, these little fans. And then they had, like, a thermometer in there. Yeah. And they're like, oh, man, you know, it's like an old building. It doesn't have a seat.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

And it's, like, this dressing room type thing. And they had all these, like, those, like, electric fans. And, like, they had one of the ones that, with the big old tube, like. Like an indoor. Like an indoor thing. And then they had, like, these little fans. And then they had, like, a thermometer in there. Yeah. And they're like, oh, man, you know, it's like an old building. It doesn't have a seat.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

And it's, like, this dressing room type thing. And they had all these, like, those, like, electric fans. And, like, they had one of the ones that, with the big old tube, like. Like an indoor. Like an indoor thing. And then they had, like, these little fans. And then they had, like, a thermometer in there. Yeah. And they're like, oh, man, you know, it's like an old building. It doesn't have a seat.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

But don't worry, Mr. Barbosa, we're trying our best to get it to 69 degrees. And I was like, oh, shit, I forgot all about that. I was like, you don't got to do that, man. Yeah, that's right.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

But don't worry, Mr. Barbosa, we're trying our best to get it to 69 degrees. And I was like, oh, shit, I forgot all about that. I was like, you don't got to do that, man. Yeah, that's right.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

But don't worry, Mr. Barbosa, we're trying our best to get it to 69 degrees. And I was like, oh, shit, I forgot all about that. I was like, you don't got to do that, man. Yeah, that's right.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

You drink regular soda or you drink diet soda? I drink diet soda. So I'll have, like, both. I'll have, like, Dr. Peppers and Diet Dr. Peppers. It's like a Forrest Gump.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

You drink regular soda or you drink diet soda? I drink diet soda. So I'll have, like, both. I'll have, like, Dr. Peppers and Diet Dr. Peppers. It's like a Forrest Gump.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

You drink regular soda or you drink diet soda? I drink diet soda. So I'll have, like, both. I'll have, like, Dr. Peppers and Diet Dr. Peppers. It's like a Forrest Gump.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

I tell people all the time, I'm just Forrest Gump in it, like... I just like running.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

I tell people all the time, I'm just Forrest Gump in it, like... I just like running.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

I tell people all the time, I'm just Forrest Gump in it, like... I just like running.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

What the hell? He's about to hit a mosh pit. I'll tell him put like whatever chips, but I was like hot Cheetos, hot fries, because sometimes I like to get like a hot Cheetos and hot fries on the same plate, and then there's like lemons and limes on my rider, so I can squeeze lemon on it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

What the hell? He's about to hit a mosh pit. I'll tell him put like whatever chips, but I was like hot Cheetos, hot fries, because sometimes I like to get like a hot Cheetos and hot fries on the same plate, and then there's like lemons and limes on my rider, so I can squeeze lemon on it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

What the hell? He's about to hit a mosh pit. I'll tell him put like whatever chips, but I was like hot Cheetos, hot fries, because sometimes I like to get like a hot Cheetos and hot fries on the same plate, and then there's like lemons and limes on my rider, so I can squeeze lemon on it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Hot fries from the people from the company that buy you hot Cheetos. The sticks. They're little sticks. They're red. Yeah, like hot fries. But there's also the other brand of hot fries. Okay, so not those. But sometimes they'll bring those, and I love those too.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Hot fries from the people from the company that buy you hot Cheetos. The sticks. They're little sticks. They're red. Yeah, like hot fries. But there's also the other brand of hot fries. Okay, so not those. But sometimes they'll bring those, and I love those too.