Randall

Well, I wanted to profess my love to her in person. So we decided that I was going to fly out and I was going to meet her.

Wow, dude. Yes. I flew out. I was excited the whole trip. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat.

Wow, dude. Yes. I flew out. I was excited the whole trip. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat.

Wow, dude. Yes. I flew out. I was excited the whole trip. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat.

Wow. How'd it go then?

Wow. How'd it go then?

Wow. How'd it go then?

Well, I landed. I went to where we were supposed to meet and she didn't show up.

Well, I landed. I went to where we were supposed to meet and she didn't show up.

Well, I landed. I went to where we were supposed to meet and she didn't show up.

Well, you guys will be happy to learn that I met another woman from the Philippines.

Well, you guys will be happy to learn that I met another woman from the Philippines.

Well, you guys will be happy to learn that I met another woman from the Philippines.

We met online again, but I know this woman's real.

We met online again, but I know this woman's real.

We met online again, but I know this woman's real.

Have you FaceTimed with her? We didn't FaceTime, but we've been texting a lot. And let me tell you, I know you're going to think I'm crazy, but my heart tells me it's real.

Have you FaceTimed with her? We didn't FaceTime, but we've been texting a lot. And let me tell you, I know you're going to think I'm crazy, but my heart tells me it's real.

Have you FaceTimed with her? We didn't FaceTime, but we've been texting a lot. And let me tell you, I know you're going to think I'm crazy, but my heart tells me it's real.

No, no. Here's what I need you guys to help me with.