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Why do you call it creme de la creme? What is the reason?

Nah, those are Michael Rubens. He's a great guy, man. I love how y'all pull the pictures up, man. All right, guys. Okay. We understand. I think people know White Party, wouldn't they?

Yeah, well, this one has proof. Yes. Well, these have proof. But yeah, nothing weird here. I don't mean weird.

Oh, okay.

You're saying like cream to describe a party.

See, nothing like that happened at this party. No, Michael Rubin's a great guy, man. He's always showed love to everybody.

So Drewski, how are you? I'm great, man. This sounds like the Magic Johnson hour.

How does the invite and getting to this... It feels like it's like a... Yeah, it's like... I think with him, he's such a... It's kind of like he has to know who... Well, you got to fucking matter. Let's just put it that way. I'm not going to sit here and lie. You got to fucking matter. Sure. And I think also it's like his...

Who he picked as his friend group and who he, you know, I think it has a lot to do with that.

Yeah, it's like an unboxing. No, they actually sent like Travis Scott shoes last year. For the invite?

Yeah, that is pretty fucking crazy. And like a painting of something like... I don't know what the painting was about. But yeah, no, he definitely, I think after I met him a while back, he was always a cool, straight up and down guy. Yeah, the parties are fun, man. There's nothing weird going on there at all. Regardless, I know they tried to Google the pictures.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

because you are a legit huge celebrity now well I wouldn't say that well I think it's because I've done a lot of stuff that's been great and it's been a blessing to be a part of but yeah I'm still climbing man yeah what is your do you have like big ambitions I mean obviously you do but I'm saying what's the thing that you go I haven't done yet that I want to do I'd probably say damn

Just did a Super Bowl commercial.

Ben Affleck and a couple other people.

You know, I get it. You understand. Yeah, no, other than that, nah, I think I have a big list of stuff that I... Every year, I've been writing my goals since, like, fucking... I was in my dorm in 2015. Do you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a serious note, I really do write out each goal I have and specifically put, all right, this year I want to do this, this, this, this. And it doesn't always work.

Right. And not everything happens that year, but eventually it transpires. Eventually it transpires, but I think there's something... about writing it down. I don't know what it is. Cause I even had a year where I was typing it in my phone. It doesn't, it's not the same. It doesn't, it doesn't happen. It's like just typing it out. It's not, it's just all bullshit.

I think writing it down and then putting it like somewhere where you see it every day is, is meaningful.

yeah sure and you you see your your goals right now yeah i always i always do that shit and and on a serious note i think i really do believe that works and speaking it of course you know you probably written down goals yeah sure and and talking about i have and talk you don't i don't ever see that side of you man you never talk about that type of shit what do you mean about like ambition and like you know inspirational side of

Oh, I appreciate that, man.

Oh, yeah, you're right. I probably don't. You're always fucking off and fucking bitches. Every time I see you, man, you're always trying to get... You're fucking hoes in other cities while you're touring.

That's true. I do know that about you. No, I know. Everything else is like, oh, when I'm touring, I'm always fucking hoes. But what's the real side of Tom Segura?

A lot of people speak on women can get in the way of those dreams. And like, I want to tell all the young guys out there, you're watching all that porn hub and all that bullshit. It's not going to help. And, uh, porn. Uh, what's another one? You know, uh, ex hamster, bang bros, ex hamster.

We're watching all this stuff that can get in the way. Of your vision.

Well, yeah.

Yeah.

No, there's nothing, actually. I think eventually I will have my own smell. Fragrance? Yeah, my own fragrance and stuff.

That's not good.

Yeah, I probably will at some point. Yeah, I don't have enough money yet to start throwing that type of stuff out there.

No, I think, I think those are that, that when I, when, when I try to put a lot of that stuff together, I take it very serious. Like I try to, even the people I'm involved in it and it may seem like, Oh, he just wouldn't lose and whatever. It may seem loose, but it's very controlled content. And we pay attention to every single aspect of what's going on.

It's all improv. But we have beats.

Yeah, we have to hit these beats. And also, let's keep the people in this environment to look natural. So anybody who's like, oh my god, Drewski, what the fuck? Let's get him out of here. Let's get this guy behind camera. And everybody else, all these people that may not notice that I'm in character, may not see the hair I have on, may not notice it's me, let's just start shooting.

Anybody that we notice it, notice it. We try to crop them out. But it's different now, man. I think it's like doing the Dave Chappelle show in live time without the studio. That's what social media is for comedy right now.

Not really, though. I think I'm already doing it on social media.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's kind of what happened with a lot of these big productions. They approached me like two, three years ago, and they were like, oh, let's do your next big skit show. Let's do that. Let's take all your skits that you're doing now. Let's take the production to a whole new level. And I was like, yeah, that's cool, but like...

Are the kids and are the young generation watching that? I don't think so. Are they going to go and watch that? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't feel like anybody will appreciate it. If I left here, maybe I stopped doing this here and just start posting the huge, highly productive stuff.

It doesn't work the same for TikTok or Twitter and whatever.

Yeah, that sucked. Well, you get it.

Or at a fake fast food joint.

And it's all built out for me to be in there. It doesn't hit the same as if like the engagement of like, oh, my God. How the fuck did he convince a general manager at a McDonald's in Atlanta, Georgia to walk in the back and actually be working there? How did you? I don't know, man. Just know we've had to get some people their jobs back.

Yeah, there's been a couple times that we've... The airport guy, by the way, is like...

They have different tiers.

So there's tiers. It's like, yo, they didn't give a shit. They went and got the people from the fucking MARTA station to go and do wheelchair. I don't know what the fuck.

I'm almost pissed at the hiring manager because it's like, yo, in Atlanta, yo, where did you find these dudes with ski masks to push my grandmother out?

Fun was a good description. It was a fun night, man. Well, you get it. Yeah, it was a good time. It was a learning environment, I think, that tour was.

Yes, I think. Well, now we've kind of changed it a little bit. I think that was kind of almost like an experiment, see how the fans would react, something a little different. Yeah, this year we have... We just did KudaFest, which is something very different. It's like, you know, improv slash, like, bringing out some of the artists that we have from the label.

Yeah, we have a team as well. A couple of my friends and a couple of people that I work with And we always try to like, we have a bunch of ideas, just like how you do your stand-up comedy, you bounce your ideas. Is this funny enough to stay on stage? It's kind of the same way, it's like, We sit and digress and try to think about, but I like to go and live life a little bit.

I don't want to sit around and be like, sit on this pedestal and be like, oh, we lit. Let's go get a bunch of cars. Let's go live in these cribs and go fuck all these bitches. It's more so like, let's go do some normal shit real quick. Let's figure out how. So that's what keeps the...

juices flowing you know that yeah i mean that's that's but you're fucking bitches man you on the road fucking bitches i mean it fuels you get it it fuels the material after you lost weight man and congratulations thank you brother thank you thank you thank you let's get some clapping man guys come on man you yes and the reward is pussy that's why that's what happens you get

Let me tell you about just watching your whole situation with Netflix and watching all your stand-ups just transpire was amazing, man.

Because you started off really, really, really good. Off bat, like, your first one was amazing. And then still.

Like, you haven't really, like, hasn't gone downhill at all.

And I've watched from the beginning. I appreciate that, man. And that's why I really wanted to do this show as well, because I always.

mention this but like we also connected in our admiration for the culinary yes genius uh that is uh the uh the fucking chef fancy chef fancy chef yeah man fancy black chef pull him up let's let's see um oh there he is yeah that guy is fucking interesting see what he's making today oh do you ever notice the flies flying around some of the food at his house when he's

Did you ever see the table set up where he had flies around the fruit?

It's just bullshit, though, man.

You know, we have the Kudabin House show and all that. If you've seen that, you understand what's going on with that.

Which one was better?

Well, yeah. He's definitely been at the Burlington Coke Factory, as you can see. He's... This guy... I don't understand how people are...

letting him wear and usually he doesn't have this bullshit on usually he has this chef yeah full thing and he's and he's walking through people's kitchens so i don't know what they're telling him before he walks in like the other co-workers i don't know what they're telling them because people are always confused can we get like a video well this is that this is in philly he went into up to a cheese it was at pat's or gino's i forget

And then it's just cuts? That's just done?

I think somebody, well, that's not a black spot. I'll tell you that. He went to one. Well, somebody's going to beat the shit out of this guy. I'm just going to let you know.

Can we get one of him going into a kitchen and like, There was one where he's just like walking around.

Where's he getting the money? I don't know. Well, I think we could take a good guess of where money is coming from.

I don't know if we could find anything of him in a kitchen.

Yeah.

That's in a restaurant. Let's see.

That looks like a corner store. The machines behind them show that. There's nothing fancy about that place.

Nah, he's a very good guy.

Yeah, he was on Coulda Been House season two. So we're going to see that? Yeah, we're going to see him cook on the show. Wow. I don't want to give it away too much of what he did, but he, well, he demanded a lot of stuff before he got there. So can we talk about what he, he told us that he does nothing less than like $50,000 and he brought you up.

This is why I wanted to talk about, he said, Tom Segura paid me six figures. He said, you know, and then he asked me, you know, Tom Segura, the comedian, the standup comedian. I said, yes, he paid you six. He said, yes. He said, so I want $50,000. He said, everything I do first class, straight up. He said, I don't do no, everything I do is first class.

So we're like, all right, we'll get you first class. We don't know, we'll give you the money here. 100%, we had no intention of giving him any fucking money. Not a chance. We're not giving him any money. But yeah, we flew him there and then he's like, yo, I need a chef outfit. And we're like, okay, we'll find you one. Like, what's your size? And like, he just went on a rant of lists of food items.

But also he told us that he... We wanted seafood. Straight up, he told us, I don't like the smell of seafood, so I won't cook it. I'm like, what type of fucking chef do you order and fly to a place and then tells you, I personally don't like it. Like, he's cooking for himself. It's like, yo, we want that, man. It didn't make sense. So, yeah, that's the most I can say. It went on to be, yeah.

I think that honestly, that's the reason why we started doing the show, because I used to sit and watch American Idol with my family. Really? For that reason. Yeah. Just straight up. Just I want to see the bullshit. Yeah. And of course, I was a kid around the time. So I think we bonded over seeing. people come in there and just say the stupidest shit.

And scallops.

Okay, he'll do shrimp and scallops. But that's a picky chef, man. That's not... That's a picky chef. I've never heard of a chef actually talking about the stuff he doesn't like.

Y'all have clips of this stuff?

Your assistant was telling me that he took him to the grocery store and put him through shit.

This is the first time I've seen him without glasses.

He's talking to himself. Oh, no.

That's insane.

I mean, that's a heart attack. That doesn't make sense to cook for y'all. He's cooking it for y'all to eat.

Yeah.

that's what he called you he wasn't calling you Tom Segura he kept calling you John Segura at our house why that's just how he remembers it yeah

okay all right well yeah that's enough of the fancy well he must be yeah but he must have been so thrilled to meet you because when you were here when he was here excuse me all he talked about was that yeah you told me yeah he was like yeah you hit up druski you know i was like yeah i'll try to hit him up man yeah he was real excited yeah he couldn't tell if it was me for sure when we uh chopped it up he he kept asking he's like is this really really i'm like yeah man this is me man i want you on our show he's like ah

I need six figures, man. Six. Six figures is insane, bro.

He's getting a check monthly, man. Let's just put it out there. He's definitely getting a check. Oh, stop. Yo, he's getting a check, man.

$250,000.

But you got to taste the food first. I mean, yeah. Yeah, he's getting a monthly check, man. I don't know. I don't know. He's a great guy, though. I actually do. I appreciate him.

So I think I wanted to base a show around that. And a lot of people ask me all the time, they're like, oh my God, this has to be scripted. Or like you see in the comments, they're like, this has to be. But I don't think any type of comedy that's that funny could be I mean, with just the personalities that are in this world, I think we go to some of the craziest hoods in America.

He only does that. That's it? He doesn't do regular shit. He tells people. You know he has like four or five phones that he picks up. Oh, yeah. He's denying people all day.

yeah yeah and i don't know how he remembers the numbers but he has like they're blowing they are committed to memory yeah they were ringing during our interview with him yes yes it's just a bunch of people just saying bullshit yeah they're like chef could you uh you think you could do my wedding of 5 000 people he's like yeah i'll do it it's whatever

No, we... Is this a personal video?

And then... This is not an act. He's... Was this a bird call? How did this get out here?

But listen.

Who, how, what is he? Is he famous? Like, who is this dude?

Well, but like what Robert Paul Champagne was like, is that just wrong? Is that like a Facebook post?

That was a DM to somebody.

um but he makes hats and he if you want a hat you want a cool hat he can make you a hat i wouldn't touch a hat by that guy no i wouldn't i wouldn't get near nothing he bakes sometimes well no i wouldn't i definitely wouldn't touch he's a designer is he really yeah he does i mean yeah that sounds like an interesting guy though i can't lie man that definitely can we get him a tryout at least yeah i mean i'm willing to talk to him

You are? Yeah, with security around. Yeah, well, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah. I would 1,000%.

Oh, he's a cop.

This is an interesting guy. I've got to give it to him. Those handcuffs from his...

That looks like an actual police hat. Yeah. That is an actual cadet hat right there. That might be.

Interesting guy, though. No, I'm willing to talk to him. You are. But 1,000% will have security around.

And I think sometimes when people see people come in there and, like, trying to be funny, those are, like, the quick kickouts. Quick, yeah, yeah. Because it's just like, yo, I'm not here for the bullshit.

There's not a chance I'm talking to that guy.

yeah yeah there's there's a couple out there no no they they sometimes well we we've transitioned to you know just finding security in that city so it's a little yeah it's a cheaper situation so sometimes i gotta let them know like because they feel like empowered you know this is this is it this is my chance to show what the fuck i got so you have a little meeting beforehand well i try to like one of them got really out of hand in memphis i think um

was that Memphis no Detroit Detroit he choked a guy up on the wall and I'm like yo listen man this is yeah that was another comedian man I think he was just yeah which has got to be terrifying because those guys are huge yo seriously and can we show can we find the clip of the dude I think his name is Jack Funny Jack Funny yeah Jack Funny he's a comedian and could have been record Jack Funny yeah

Yeah, right there.

Hold on, pause it, pause it, pause it. So let me give you a good description. So right here, people don't know, right? This is a full production. This is a $100,000 production. I'm not gassing. This is actually a six-figure production. So there's people in here After you get off camera, it's like, yo, joke's over, man. Yeah. The security's like, hey, we're not fucking with you.

We're not fucking around with you. This is just... Well, yeah, we're going to fuck you up. You do something crazy, we're going to fuck you up. We're paid to protect Drewski. But while we're here, it's like... Yeah. But when... When you walk off camera, it's like, hey, get the fuck out of here. Yeah. His voice just gets serious like that. As soon as you get off camera, I'm laughing and shit.

But when you get over there, like, hell, get the fuck out of here for real. Yeah. So he didn't know. You know, me knowing, I'm like, oh, that's the funny.

And then he's like, oh, the joke's still going off camera. No, the joke's over. Right. The cameras are over here. The real shit get real off this platform right here. So he didn't know, don't take the joke as we go out. He tried to take the joke with him out, but the security's like, yo, we on the fuck shit. I didn't know either that security in Detroit were popping pills.

Yeah, yeah. I want somebody that believes in this shit and, like, We're not just trying to give an opportunity to anybody. We kind of want to have somebody who's invested into the lifestyle.

They're also popping pills out there. What? Yeah, it's a whole thing. They're older security. Some older security like to feel like they're young again. Yeah, it's like... It's like a new, renowned feeling. So, yeah, the security, they were just on fuck shit, man. I'll just show you right here.

That was no more character. Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Listen, let's have a meeting, y'all. Hey, can we bring all the security right here? So let's tone it back. Y'all boys at like a 10? Bring it down to six, huh? That boy's juiced up. You got your first one in, man. Hey, I appreciate y'all boys.

They got to get the little bark out of their system.

But, hey. Let's tone it back. I think we're good now. We got it off our chest. All right, coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the vibe in there. So I try to bring it back because it does get serious off camera because, of course, they're hired as real security. So, you know. Some of the people, they don't understand that.

Even sometimes when it gets serious in there, it's like, yo, we went to New Orleans. People were getting maced, man. For real? Yes, yes. I think people thought.

Well, I think you.

Well, I think you know what color is coming.

Your color's not getting maced. Bro.

Well, just say these people are coming to your show. OK. Yeah. But yeah, no, I think. Yeah. And I think they're paid for protection. And the ones that usually are with me, I talk with them like, oh, you know, let's let's be polite to all the other thousands of people outside.

We don't we don't get to show everybody.

Well, I grew up in the suburbs, man, so I definitely... What area were you in? I was in... What are you, putting it in the zone? I just don't like the finger thing you're doing.

Yeah, I wasn't in East Point. But no, no, no. I grew up in a suburb called Gwinnett County. Okay. And my buddy went to Shiloh High School. Do you know where that is? Well, I went to Shiloh Middle School.

Well, they suck, man. There's no point in being still at Shiloh. I think that's...

Oh, okay, okay, okay, yeah. Well, no, I grew up at Shallow Middle School, went to South Gwinnett High School, and yeah, it was a suburb full of everything. I think we had like... real gangsters, wannabe gangsters. Like, you got your crowd of country white boys, the preppy white boys. We got the Latinos. We got the gangster Latinos. We had Asians.

Like the guy recently, we had a guy, he claimed his dad was the president of the NAACP. Yeah, I saw that. And there was no fucking chance your dad's the president of the NAACP. I think we all knew that off the bat. But it's like, yo, that guy might not have been for music.

It was a true mix of everything, which I appreciate so much because my comedy comes and stems from all that. Yeah. Like, I was friends with, I had an African friend when I was like six years old playing soccer with him. I had a fucking Asian friend that I went to church school with. I did karate with one of my white friends. Um,

It's pretty good, man. I'm actually a black belt.

Well, yeah. I usually don't tell people that I studied taekwondo.

Well, just taekwondo. That's a form of karate, yeah.

Let me call my mom.

Okay. Do you really know Master Kim?

You know, he has a father. His also name is Kim as well.

And his father's name is Kim, and the father of that father is Kim.

Well, well, you get it.

Sorry. I don't know if that was... Mommy. Mommy. Hey. Hey, I'm sitting here with Tom Segura. You know the comedian Tom Segura. I always watch on Netflix.

Oh, my God. He's crazy as hell. All right, let me, I wanted to tell you about, you know, it's time to get serious. I wanted to tell you that, can you please explain to him that I actually took karate seriously and how many years I did karate and what belt I am? I'm not going to tell her.

I wouldn't lie to you, man. Mommy. Hi, Mommy. No, you can't call her Mommy. That's not my son.

Mama. I mean, children would like to be my child. The people come up to me and say, please. All right, Mama. Let's get back to it.

It's a mix. It's called Tongsudo. Tongsudo. That's what it is. It is called a Korean martial arts. Thank you, Mama.

Well, he's there for something. It just might not be music. And I'm there to tell them that. People, you know, label execs ain't going to let them know that. I let them know, this is not for you, man. Get the fuck out of the studio.

That's racist, man. Hold on, mommy. All right, keep going, keep going.

Yeah, that's what I told you.

All right, mama. We, uh, we'll, we'll, we'll, yeah, he just, that was fantastic.

80.

Not at 80, man.

Well, the time is ticking.

Does she keep the regular phone line still going? My grandma keeps her phone line, the house phone, still going.

Yeah. That doesn't make sense, though.

But they don't understand that. I think they grew up in an era where the phones were only plugged into the wall.

You're right. And I'll pick it up. If I'm in this area, I'm picking it up. But other than that, yeah.

I thought you made that whole thing up. No, no, no. I actually did Tang Soo Do. I just forgot the name. I know I've studied Taekwondo in the midst of that. But, yeah, I did a lot of stuff, man. I've done a lot of crazy shit, man.

I think after the cameras go off. No, no, no. All jokes aside. No, we like to bring a lot of them to be a part of the world I live in in the entertainment world. So even after like some of the characters that we had on my could have been house show, they would come on and do like commercial stuff with me.

No, I don't give a piss about none of that shit. I think I just love Roll Tide Willie.

The team is like, I don't give a fuck.

No, I'm not a fan of any of those teams.

I love Roll Tide Willie. He's such a good dude, man. He wakes up every morning. He's drinking from sunup to sundown. You've got to really give it to somebody who's that committed to being an alcoholic.

You've got alcoholics here?

Okay.

But you've got to just give it to somebody who's that committed. And I love them to death. Yeah. You know, he honestly, we brought him on to productions with big companies and things that we do just because he's just such a good dude.

Very funny and naturally just.

Just a great guy. We just reached out to him on social media.

I just saw all his shit, man. He just was getting hammered and he was in like a hut somewhere. And I was like, man, I got a link with this guy, bro. And he ended up coming to Georgia last year for the national championship. And that's when we shot that first video. Really?

Oh, my God. Yeah, play that. Was he fired up?

See, sometimes you got to pull him back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he gets to carry away. He'll fuck around and say it.

You know what I'm saying? He's that invested. Like, he'll say it, and I'm like, all right, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. He'll say it. Really? So I try to pull him back before he gets to that point. If you pump him up, he'll get there.

Well, he'll... He's not just... It's not foreign to him. Yeah, it's not foreign to him. It's like he's that committed to the role. And I don't think it's really a role to him. He lives that life. He recently found out that I was black, though.

Somebody told him on some podcast. I'm still pissed about it.

I think he thought I was tanned.

And he believed the character that I was doing.

Yeah, but I really fuck with him. That's why I really, I appreciate every, and I love bringing him to things that we do, like

I think he was a little disappointed. He didn't have much words to say.

I think he wanted me to be tan white. I think that's naturally what... I think that's what he wanted. Just becoming... I think he wanted me to be a real Todd fan.

So let's say I have a read for prize picks or a company that we're working with like Nike or something. I'll bring them onto that and be like, okay, let's figure out what you could do in this commercial spot that could help you and get the money. So it's also, I think people don't see that side of it as well.

For someone to learn you're black and be like, it's real disappointment. I just felt like... But it is what it is. We'll still link up and hang out. I just don't think it'll probably be exactly the same as it used to be.

Oh, fuck. Nah, he's a good guy.

Let's see this.

See, sometimes it's when it gets carried away, you got to grab him. You don't fully know all the time.

Yeah, you don't know where it's going. And that's why I try to grab him before he realizes what the environment is.

You just got to get him out of there. Get him out of there before he... You're a good guy, man. Yeah, I try. I try. But that's why you see me pull at the shirt.

He's all the way thorough. He's a real redneck, man. Yeah. Yeah. There's no bullshit there.

I think they banned him recently.

That's fucked up. Because I think they were selling... That's got to be heartbreaking to a guy like that. They were selling shirts, though, that... that might have said Alabama or something. It had something to do with the actual team.

Yeah, well, nobody's going to profit off shit when it comes to those colleges.

Yeah, so it was somehow twisted in that realm, and then they started banning them from coming to the game. It was a whole thing, but we helped them get back. We reached out to the SEC and all that. Well, we tried. I don't know if it worked. But we tried to reach out to the people that we knew to try to tell them, you know, just try. Yeah, yeah, to help this guy out.

This guy, he doesn't know that he might have made that.

But, you know, money is like that.

Yeah, everything changes when it comes down to that. So, no, but I think hopefully, I think he still can go to games. I don't know if he's allowed on the field, but I do know.

At Alabama, I think the field pass would be.

We also bring them to the entertainment side because some of them might not be super talented in music, but we'd like to involve them in the world.

Nah, you got to meet him, man, if you haven't.

They have one of the best environments for football.

We went out there. I actually missed a field goal with fucking Pat McAfee.

Yeah, we did the whole shit, and it was... It was dope. Like, Alabama, they eat, sleep, breathe football out there. Oh, yeah. Like, there's people just like Willie, but just aren't known or have a camera on them.

Let's just say there's a lot of willies out there.

Let's talk about this new show, Could Have Been Love, though, man.

Maybe just come into it naturally. Just ask. Hey, Drewski. Okay, see, fuck you, man. Yo, fuck you, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All jokes aside, I think people don't see that. And we might need to start showing that side, but I don't like to show too much behind the scenes.

That's still not fully black. You're doing like a mixed accent. It's a little bit of white and black there. That's not... It's not white? That's not the full shit. I want the Tom Segura way of asking.

I am The Bachelor in the show, yes.

We have Caleb Presley as, like, the main host.

He is great. Like, he had us crying. Even, like, some of the girl contestants being...

Yeah, that was my first time meeting him when I did his Sunday conversation. And he was so amazing doing the interview that I was just like, damn, I got to have this guy do something. I just didn't know for like three years went by and I was like, all right, I finally have this situation where I feel like he'll fit in. And yeah, we had like 18 girls in the house and it was just me.

That seems like a nice environment to be in. Yeah, it just was a great experience. I think it showed a different side of me that the world hasn't seen yet.

No, no. There was points where it actually was... me pursuing love in the show.

So there's comedic parts. It's a hilarious show, by the way.

But there's also parts where I actually am engaging with the girls.

Yeah, well, what is that? The dookie what?

Dookie shoot?

Yeah. Yeah. Who the fuck is playing with the dookie shoot?

Yeah, I'm not that type of guy. I'm not going to show it off. But yeah, no, we always make sure they're good. Anytime they call me or ask me for stuff, I don't always pick up. Well, some of my favorites, though.

No, I think that's Coochie.

No, I don't think... You're not going to play with the asshole? Everybody goes straight to the... That must be a white thing. You go straight to the asshole?

No, I've never... I think, yeah, that's definitely a white thing. I've never... That's crazy to me. Go straight to the dookie shoot? Yeah. That's what you guys call it, the dookie shooter.

Yeah, play with the dookie shoot. What is that, to see the smell?

No, I think everybody does the whole finger coochie smell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't do any of that on the show. You really were going for love. Yeah, I really was actually there for the show. I didn't do no dookie shooting, no coochie smelling. Did you find love? I'd say I found something in the show. I don't want to give it all away, but I definitely found love.

A little bit of lust, a little bit of kind of like early love of what could grow into something. And we still, you know, are, you know, trying to pursue... How many episodes will this be? This will be like probably seven or eight. Seven or eight episodes?

Yeah, it's kind of influenced by like... Yeah, it'll be on YouTube. But it's kind of influenced by like, you remember the shows like Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, Flavor of Flavor. It has that feel to it.

We're looking to get our money back at some point.

If you have any opportunities where anybody's looking to buy.

Yeah, we got a little bit. But if you know anybody that's looking to buy. Some shit. We need our money back. Okay. We spend a lot of fucking money. Okay.

Yeah. But, yeah, no, I think it honestly was a good situation for all the girls. We had studs. We had BBWs. We had midgets. Wow. We had a vast variety of women, all races.

Well, it's a favorites type of thing.

Yeah, we did a lot of different dates.

Well, yeah, there's eliminations every night, for sure.

So that's kind of, like, the comedic side of it.

Well, you'll... Like...

Nah, I think they just got to see the show. But it does get intense in the house, man. I think we just know we've had a lot of variety of girls and women in the house that were very... The whole situation is very funny. But yeah, it was times when it got real. But no, I wasn't indulging in any dookie shooting or any coochie cutting.

No, I mean, I don't think it's a surprise to the black community. I don't think anybody.

No, I don't think anybody would say that watching this.

I don't know if anybody's asking that, though. I think you're... I don't even know what the fuck dookie shooting is, man.

I just never have seen a girl be like, ah, I'm going to shoot dookie in that. You know what I mean? Or however you guys go. I've never thought that.

Well, ass, yes. Asshole?

Well, it depends on the girl.

Yeah, it's always depending on, because, you know, the bigger the ass, the dirtier the situation.

It can get kind of what?

And I think, yeah, the bigger the ass, the bigger the mess. So you just be careful with some of those. Yeah, no, certain girls, you know. Um, I think you, you naturally, that naturally happens. Yeah. Koochie. Sure.

So you, you, you've had your fair share of eating. Oh my God. You know, indulging and it just happens. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. It's not like women don't have a gooch.

Yeah. It's just there.

Yeah, nah, I think, I think honestly what it, what it started at was like the pandemic being such a weird place and nobody really is doing anything. Everybody's at home, you know? So, you know, Instagram live was a big deal around the time. If you remember, like people were getting on there fucking DJing and.

I'd never. I wasn't.

So you. You're one of those guys, you go straight, you're looking for women who eat ass.

I think we've gone past the limit of this interview, I think.

I mean, you grabbed something and went towards your ass. I don't know.

Yeah. Hey, I love doing this show, man.

Yeah, it's like Tory Lanez was getting on there doing like a COVID show. And so I was like, yo, this is probably the best time to do something comedic. Yeah. And I thought it would be a great idea to sign people to my label. Yeah. And it just, you know, it transpired to become bigger and bigger.

But I think it started out kind of as a joke and then it worked into being a bigger situation to where now we – are offering $50,000 for whoever the winner is.

Yeah, no, sometimes we lose count. I have no idea how many people we've... It's not like the contract means anything. I don't think the contract... We can look it up, but I don't think the contract means anything. But yeah... Actually, I think they're signing an NDA when they come in there. I don't think that's a real contract. But, yeah, no, it's been amazing, though.

I love going to different cities. We've got a lot more cities coming up. We took international this year, so that was dope as well.

Yeah, we went to Nigeria. We went to the United Kingdom, Jamaica. Yeah, this year we're going to do a lot more.

Well, yeah. When you say wild, what do you mean by that?

You don't mean, like, wild as in safari, do you? Well, I mean, like, with snakes and shit.

All jokes aside, it really was a good experience. And we got to see so much. more than what we thought we would see. Sometimes good, less than bad, but I don't know. I think it was a good all-around experience going to Nigeria.

Yeah, I think when I went to Jamaica, I definitely got to see how freaky that entire country or island is. Yeah. We get to experience the culture of everything. Right. So we went to like a... I think they call it like a street party. I'm not really sure what they call the Jamaican street parties, but they do it all day. They're just fucking all day.

Everybody's just fucking. Streets. Streets and cars.

Yeah, it's like you're dancing. You're just fucking all day in Jamaica. Really? Yeah, while they're cooking, everybody's fucking in the kitchen and shit. It's a freaky place. Wow. But that was the first place I'd say where I've experienced like, oh, okay, this is the culture out here.

So we went to like a day party. Yeah. And I got fucked, man. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just, you know, I laid back. I laid on the ground. And the girls, they just, they take over, man.

They take full control in that country.

The women, yeah, they're. Oh, there we go.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, no, that kind of happens through the clothes. Steve pulled her back. Well, that was me.

That part, that was, I indulged a little bit.

How's he feeling? How do we get- What?

I like how you try to throw the black accent on. Yo, the type shit, come on, man.

How did we get from the freaky Jamaica video?

Well, I don't see... I didn't know that segue was coming. Well, sir, is he all right?

No, I haven't... Actually, I haven't spoken to that guy, man. I think... Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on. What were the freak-offs like? I never have been to a freak-off. I don't think... But I think a lot of people saying like, oh, I left before. A lot of that's bullshit. Everybody's like, oh, I left before. That's bullshit. A lot of hands up right now. Yeah, everybody's doing it.

But, you know, I never really, you know, I think I was friends with his sons. So I always was just like, anytime I would be around there, even how the commercial I did with Deleon or whatever, that transpired from being around his sons.

We would go to different places in LA. It was like me, his sons, Odell, whoever. I think we just always would be around them, but that naturally just happened through friendship. Sure. Yeah, okay, come on, don't do that bullshit, man.

I never got to see that side. And I don't know. That's why I say, personally, anytime anybody asks me, I'm like, listen, I have no idea. And I'm not doing the hands up like everybody else. Oh, I left before the party started. I'm not doing that bullshit. I just, honestly, I was cool with his sons, and we would always, you know.

be out and about, but I never got to see any of those type of parties. Battle Creek, Michigan.

Yo, just don't. Come on.

Guys, let's just run it regular.

Scratch the black shit they rehearsed. Let's get that out of here.

Type shit, type shit to start out is crazy.

No, I don't feel that way.

What's it like hanging out there? Yo, creme de la creme is a great description.