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I mean, that's a heart attack. That doesn't make sense to cook for y'all. He's cooking it for y'all to eat.

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that's what he called you he wasn't calling you Tom Segura he kept calling you John Segura at our house why that's just how he remembers it yeah

that's what he called you he wasn't calling you Tom Segura he kept calling you John Segura at our house why that's just how he remembers it yeah

that's what he called you he wasn't calling you Tom Segura he kept calling you John Segura at our house why that's just how he remembers it yeah

okay all right well yeah that's enough of the fancy well he must be yeah but he must have been so thrilled to meet you because when you were here when he was here excuse me all he talked about was that yeah you told me yeah he was like yeah you hit up druski you know i was like yeah i'll try to hit him up man yeah he was real excited yeah he couldn't tell if it was me for sure when we uh chopped it up he he kept asking he's like is this really really i'm like yeah man this is me man i want you on our show he's like ah

okay all right well yeah that's enough of the fancy well he must be yeah but he must have been so thrilled to meet you because when you were here when he was here excuse me all he talked about was that yeah you told me yeah he was like yeah you hit up druski you know i was like yeah i'll try to hit him up man yeah he was real excited yeah he couldn't tell if it was me for sure when we uh chopped it up he he kept asking he's like is this really really i'm like yeah man this is me man i want you on our show he's like ah

okay all right well yeah that's enough of the fancy well he must be yeah but he must have been so thrilled to meet you because when you were here when he was here excuse me all he talked about was that yeah you told me yeah he was like yeah you hit up druski you know i was like yeah i'll try to hit him up man yeah he was real excited yeah he couldn't tell if it was me for sure when we uh chopped it up he he kept asking he's like is this really really i'm like yeah man this is me man i want you on our show he's like ah

I need six figures, man. Six. Six figures is insane, bro.

I need six figures, man. Six. Six figures is insane, bro.

I need six figures, man. Six. Six figures is insane, bro.

He's getting a check monthly, man. Let's just put it out there. He's definitely getting a check. Oh, stop. Yo, he's getting a check, man.

He's getting a check monthly, man. Let's just put it out there. He's definitely getting a check. Oh, stop. Yo, he's getting a check, man.

He's getting a check monthly, man. Let's just put it out there. He's definitely getting a check. Oh, stop. Yo, he's getting a check, man.

$250,000.

$250,000.

$250,000.

But you got to taste the food first. I mean, yeah. Yeah, he's getting a monthly check, man. I don't know. I don't know. He's a great guy, though. I actually do. I appreciate him.