Ray Romano

I. I, I would say the, believe it or not, the animated is a little more tedious that way, but nothing's more scarier than doing a movie for Scorsese and not because of him. It's just because of me, you know? I mean, I don't know if I, I don't know. Tell me if I repeated, told this story last time. I know you guys wouldn't remember, but when I did my first scene with, um, uh, um, De Niro.

First of all, I can't believe I'm on this movie. I can't believe it. What am I doing here? Right. The Irishman. Yeah.

First of all, I can't believe I'm on this movie. I can't believe it. What am I doing here? Right. The Irishman. Yeah.

First of all, I can't believe I'm on this movie. I can't believe it. What am I doing here? Right. The Irishman. Yeah.

The Irishman. Yeah. And I'm face to face with De Niro and I'm his lawyer and I'm asking him, did you do it? It's a big scene. And it was like day two and we do it. It takes, you know, you got to do it from this side, this side, this side, Scorsese standing right there. And De Niro, De Niro, I love De Niro. He doesn't say much, you know, he doesn't talk a lot. Uh,

The Irishman. Yeah. And I'm face to face with De Niro and I'm his lawyer and I'm asking him, did you do it? It's a big scene. And it was like day two and we do it. It takes, you know, you got to do it from this side, this side, this side, Scorsese standing right there. And De Niro, De Niro, I love De Niro. He doesn't say much, you know, he doesn't talk a lot. Uh,

The Irishman. Yeah. And I'm face to face with De Niro and I'm his lawyer and I'm asking him, did you do it? It's a big scene. And it was like day two and we do it. It takes, you know, you got to do it from this side, this side, this side, Scorsese standing right there. And De Niro, De Niro, I love De Niro. He doesn't say much, you know, he doesn't talk a lot. Uh,

you know, when, when, when the cameras aren't rolling. Um, and we're there for like three, three, four hours cut, go home. That's the end of the day. And everybody leaves, you know? And I'm like, I don't need somebody to pat me on the back, but I need somebody to tell me I'm not going to get fired, you know? And nothing, everybody goes home, you know?

you know, when, when, when the cameras aren't rolling. Um, and we're there for like three, three, four hours cut, go home. That's the end of the day. And everybody leaves, you know? And I'm like, I don't need somebody to pat me on the back, but I need somebody to tell me I'm not going to get fired, you know? And nothing, everybody goes home, you know?

you know, when, when, when the cameras aren't rolling. Um, and we're there for like three, three, four hours cut, go home. That's the end of the day. And everybody leaves, you know? And I'm like, I don't need somebody to pat me on the back, but I need somebody to tell me I'm not going to get fired, you know? And nothing, everybody goes home, you know?

And I, we're staying at a hotel in Long Island. I drive to Long Island and I'm like, I called my wife and I'm like, I don't know. I don't know if I'm going to have this job tomorrow. I don't know. Nobody was there for so long and nobody said anything. She goes, calm down, calm down. I get to the hotel. I check in and I'm like in my head like that.

And I, we're staying at a hotel in Long Island. I drive to Long Island and I'm like, I called my wife and I'm like, I don't know. I don't know if I'm going to have this job tomorrow. I don't know. Nobody was there for so long and nobody said anything. She goes, calm down, calm down. I get to the hotel. I check in and I'm like in my head like that.

And I, we're staying at a hotel in Long Island. I drive to Long Island and I'm like, I called my wife and I'm like, I don't know. I don't know if I'm going to have this job tomorrow. I don't know. Nobody was there for so long and nobody said anything. She goes, calm down, calm down. I get to the hotel. I check in and I'm like in my head like that.

And then I hear Ray and I look and it's De Niro and he's checking it. He's got his guy with him or whatever. And I go, Oh, Hey, he doesn't say one word. Walks over, kisses me on the cheek, walks away. Yeah. I call my wife. I say, I think I'm okay. It's a mafia movie. A kiss on the cheek sometimes can go either way. Did you kiss him back? No. This is not like the twins.

And then I hear Ray and I look and it's De Niro and he's checking it. He's got his guy with him or whatever. And I go, Oh, Hey, he doesn't say one word. Walks over, kisses me on the cheek, walks away. Yeah. I call my wife. I say, I think I'm okay. It's a mafia movie. A kiss on the cheek sometimes can go either way. Did you kiss him back? No. This is not like the twins.

And then I hear Ray and I look and it's De Niro and he's checking it. He's got his guy with him or whatever. And I go, Oh, Hey, he doesn't say one word. Walks over, kisses me on the cheek, walks away. Yeah. I call my wife. I say, I think I'm okay. It's a mafia movie. A kiss on the cheek sometimes can go either way. Did you kiss him back? No. This is not like the twins.

I mean, that was, yeah, it was like he kissed me off a ledge.

I mean, that was, yeah, it was like he kissed me off a ledge.

I mean, that was, yeah, it was like he kissed me off a ledge.

one person every year, you know? Listen, if you average it out, I'm not even joking, because, well, you've been there. You've seen the crowds. They're everywhere. And we're all hackers, you know? I mean, some of us are good, but even the good ones hit crappy shots, you know? But the scary one was about four years ago, and it was during, you know, on Wednesday, you have to do the corporate round.