Ray William Johnson

And Michael thinks this woman is fine.

Good enough to eat, I guess you could say.

So Gilberto then offers to kidnap his wife's friend and sell her to Michael.

And I guess Michael's like, all right.

So they start negotiating on the price and eventually they settle at $5,000.

Now, luckily, Gilberto does not end up kidnapping his wife's friend.

I'll explain why he didn't do it in a bit.

But he does start falling into a pattern of offering up women to his creepy online friends.

In one chat, Gilberto talks about cutting up a woman's feet and barbecuing them and making her watch while she's still alive.

Ew.

Another time, he tells an online friend about one of his former classmates from college and how she'd be an easy target because she lives alone now.

He then creates a document on his computer that he names abducting and cooking Kimberly a blueprint because that's the potential victim's name is Kimberly.

And in the document, he writes down everything he can find about Kimberly, her ethnicity, her height, her weight, even her bra size.

He also writes a list of things that he would need to kidnap her.

Chloroform, a strong rope to tie her up, plastic bags to protect the car trunk from any DNA.

So he's putting a lot of thought into this.

And once he finishes writing all of this, he emails the whole thing to his online friend.

And I guess the friend is like, Sweet!

It's perfect!

These people are f***ing weird.