Ray William Johnson

They watch this movie and they see some of the scenes where Edward took his artistic liberties, including the scene of the head of the mafia getting essayed, and a scene of his mom getting essayed, and a scene where the head of the mafia gets murdered by his own gang.

All things that didn't actually happen in real life and all things that they find highly offensive.

And so these guys get super pissed off and they now want revenge.

Two months later, Anna, the gang consultant on the movie, is standing in her driveway with her son.

When suddenly, boom, two masked gang members appear out of nowhere and blam, blam, blam, blam.

They shoot her 13 times and then they flee the scene.

Oh, but the Mexican mafia doesn't stop there.

Around the same time, they gun down another ex-gang member, who was a consultant and an extra in the movie, and then another, and then another, and they don't stop.

According to Danny Trejo, as many as 10 people are murdered for their involvement in this movie.

And during all this, I assume Edward is panicking and fearing for his life, because who wouldn't be?

So this loser pretends to be a secret agent so that he can seduce women and scam them out of money.

So the guy's name is Freegard and Freegard is 22 when all this starts and he's living in England and he works as a bartender at a local bar.

But here's the thing about Freegard.

So this reality TV show star thinks he has superpowers, and this causes him to do some really terrible things to people.

Now the guy's name is Chad, and Chad is 40 years old when this story starts, and bro, you know, like I said, he's somewhat of a reality TV star.

He stars in this show on Discovery Channel called Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch, where he and his dad live on a big ranch in Utah, and there they hunt for lost treasure, like gold and ancient Aztec artifacts that they believe are hidden there.

They also investigate potential paranormal activity on the ranch, but, you know, of course they never really find anything.

Regardless, Chad, he's kind of a thrill seeker, and he's definitely got some mental health issues.

So one night in 2024, those mental health issues start to become very apparent.

Because he is out in Amarillo, Texas, riding his Harley Davidson.