Ray William Johnson

Like, it seems like she's jealous.

Like, she thinks that John buys his daughter too many expensive things, like shoes and bags and makeup and stuff like that, and that he pays too much attention to her.

And frankly, Valerie, she just wants all that attention for herself.

And John, he knows Valerie's jealous, but he really just tries to keep the peace and not upset her.

And about a year goes by, and Valerie and John, they're still dating, still smashing, even though she's married.

And yes, Valerie still hates John's daughter, and they apparently fight about it a lot.

Like one day she and John are hanging out and he gets a text and Valerie's like, who's texting you?

And John's like, oh, it was just an email.

But Valerie knows it wasn't an email.

It was a text from his daughter.

And for some reason, she doesn't like that.

And she gets super pissed off.

And so, boom, she pulls out her gun and she points it at him.

And she's like, if you ever lie to me again, I'll blow your head off.

And John, he gets freaked out, and he goes and he reports her to the police.

And to their credit, the police department actually punishes her.

They place her on what's called modified duty, so she no longer gets to patrol.

She now has to monitor security camera footage.

Also, they take away her gun.

Good.