Ray

He should be at the all-star game.

Last night he lost the golden condom.

It saves you when you're in the 10 to 15 range of picking a hitter every day.

Oh, so he missed, but he gets to stay in there.

So I messaged him this morning.

He only missed one, so he was picking two guys.

It keeps you in that area.

And I said, hey, you lost the golden chastity belt.

So from here on out, he has no safety harness.

Wow.

That's dangerous.

You're playing with fire with no chastity belt, but best of luck because, I mean, he can pretty much smell the $5.6 billion.

And I said, he goes this morning, 6 a.m., hey, you're going to want to pick Yellich tonight.

rosters aren't even out and he has no life raft and he's already throwing out hitters at 6 a.m yeah you need to see the starting lineup before you can pick someone because what if they're not in the starting lineup that's a bad pick that's a really bad pick what if oh we're gonna give him a day off but he could come off come in to pinch hit you don't want the pinch hitter but hey man hey you do you you've made it to 12 you do it your way i'm gonna let my way

Your way.

Our way.

I'm going to let you segue to whatever you want to talk about.

Oh, I'm going to segue, man, because I bet you Yelich, when he was a kid, he was an all-star.

There it is.

And, you know, we haven't talked about youth baseball in a long time.