R.C. Sproul

she was unmarried and didn't have a boyfriend, and she was afraid that she was destined for old maid spinsterhood.

And she came to me for counseling, and we talked about being single and all the rest.

And she said, I just want to know what God wants me to do.

If God wants me to be single, I'll be single.

If He wants me to be married, then

Hurry up.

Do something about it.

And we talked about it.

And so she went back, and a few days later she came, and she was filled with joy.

And I said, what are you excited about?

She said, well, I was praying last night and asking God, will I get married or won't I get married?

She said, and I lucky dipped.

I said, you what?

She said, I lucky dipped.

I said, what are you talking about?

She said, well, I just...

closed my eyes and opened my Bible at random and put my finger on the text and then read the text to see what the Bible said in answer to my question.

I said, you're using the Bible as a Ouija board.

I said, that's terrible.

You can't read the Bible like that.