Reb Masel

Oh, my God. Family lawyer clients are like, oh, you killed who? Thank God. Is it just that? Oh, my God. God bless. You know what I mean? Thank God you're not inbred for the last three generations. And now we've got to figure out the custody of your cat that your husband fucked last weekend. Swear to God. Crazy as shit. And it's always the... Not always, but usually the men.

Oh, my God. Family lawyer clients are like, oh, you killed who? Thank God. Is it just that? Oh, my God. God bless. You know what I mean? Thank God you're not inbred for the last three generations. And now we've got to figure out the custody of your cat that your husband fucked last weekend. Swear to God. Crazy as shit. And it's always the... Not always, but usually the men.

Usually the men who are doing the crazy shit. Usually the men who are... The deadbeat. You know, I made a joke during my podcast because I don't always pick out like family law cases. Sometimes there are cases of just a witness protection case. It's just like crazy shit that happens. And through the telling of the story, it's like I just joke.

Usually the men who are doing the crazy shit. Usually the men who are... The deadbeat. You know, I made a joke during my podcast because I don't always pick out like family law cases. Sometimes there are cases of just a witness protection case. It's just like crazy shit that happens. And through the telling of the story, it's like I just joke.

I'm like, at this point, this is the deadbeat dad chronicles because every fucking man involved in these cases was a deadbeat dad. Like, you know, instead of just divorcing their wife or breaking up with their girlfriend. Right.

I'm like, at this point, this is the deadbeat dad chronicles because every fucking man involved in these cases was a deadbeat dad. Like, you know, instead of just divorcing their wife or breaking up with their girlfriend. Right.

or getting a job because that would be too right they like fake their own death and like go into witness protection or like become a snitch for the mob so they can go into witness protection and bring their girlfriend to witness protection with them right they it's easier yeah literally so much easier yeah and i'm like perfect no yeah 100 they assassinate their political opponent in tennessee because you know their wife was on to them and knew about their girlfriend no like the craziest yeah the craziest things

or getting a job because that would be too right they like fake their own death and like go into witness protection or like become a snitch for the mob so they can go into witness protection and bring their girlfriend to witness protection with them right they it's easier yeah literally so much easier yeah and i'm like perfect no yeah 100 they assassinate their political opponent in tennessee because you know their wife was on to them and knew about their girlfriend no like the craziest yeah the craziest things

Yeah, all of it. How similar is it to Suits? Not even a little, but I watch it for Meghan Markle, bitch. Have you seen her?

Yeah, all of it. How similar is it to Suits? Not even a little, but I watch it for Meghan Markle, bitch. Have you seen her?

It's entertaining as hell.

It's entertaining as hell.

There was one where it was like a really famous like military doctor or surgeon, like something like that. And he was watching TV.

There was one where it was like a really famous like military doctor or surgeon, like something like that. And he was watching TV.

military like movies or shows where they were doing you know on scene surgeries someone got like a bullet hole through their arm and they're like fixing it and he'd be like not even close like he'd be like okay so they would be dead on the floor like do you watch Law and Order SVU and you're like okay yeah I mean the copaganda I love that but like I love that like I love that show I grew up loving that show and you rewatch it and you go okay maybe Stabler shouldn't have been throwing people through glass walls yeah yeah him beating the shit out of people but then you think but now with the information you have now you're right

military like movies or shows where they were doing you know on scene surgeries someone got like a bullet hole through their arm and they're like fixing it and he'd be like not even close like he'd be like okay so they would be dead on the floor like do you watch Law and Order SVU and you're like okay yeah I mean the copaganda I love that but like I love that like I love that show I grew up loving that show and you rewatch it and you go okay maybe Stabler shouldn't have been throwing people through glass walls yeah yeah him beating the shit out of people but then you think but now with the information you have now you're right

maybe he was the most accurate cop right i mean sometimes listen maybe he was doing like what do they call it method acting right honestly but then also it's like i'm like yeah long rescue copaganda for you know like nypd like the cops that you are talking to do never talk to don't talk to cops yeah they're not gonna be stable they're not gonna be benson they're not gonna

maybe he was the most accurate cop right i mean sometimes listen maybe he was doing like what do they call it method acting right honestly but then also it's like i'm like yeah long rescue copaganda for you know like nypd like the cops that you are talking to do never talk to don't talk to cops yeah they're not gonna be stable they're not gonna be benson they're not gonna

They're not going to care. They're not going to give a fuck. No. But one thing that I don't think anyone really took from it is in during the show. Right. They'd always have the first suspect or some shit. Right. And we always knew it wasn't them. It's just too easy. Yeah. And they'd be questioning them, whatever. And they'd lawyer up and they'd be like, ah, damn it. Well, can't get them now.

They're not going to care. They're not going to give a fuck. No. But one thing that I don't think anyone really took from it is in during the show. Right. They'd always have the first suspect or some shit. Right. And we always knew it wasn't them. It's just too easy. Yeah. And they'd be questioning them, whatever. And they'd lawyer up and they'd be like, ah, damn it. Well, can't get them now.