Reby Hardy

We actually ended up moving him down the street.

So he lived in Puerto Rico after him and my mom split up.

She was fucking the gardener.

and damn it mom god damn it mom you damn trifling oh um so the whole you know it was when the hurricane was happening in puerto rico about five years back maybe god even longer by now and and we were like you know what every time it rains it rains inside of your house too like this can't we can't do this so we bought him a house on the compound we live on 100 acres in the middle of nowhere so now he's he's part of the compound there he's got his own little house so yeah we're close and you know thank goodness for him

My mom bought a house in Illinois, North Carolina, also unrelated to Matt.

Just, you know.

meant to be in the stars, I guess.

Yeah.

And she moves first to get the house set up and everything.

And my dad had to finish so he could collect his pension.

You got to stay X amount of years or whatever.

And she ended up, you know, she went buck wild.

Midlife crisis.

Yeah, so I have four siblings, but there's like 18 years in between me and the youngest of them.

So, you know, they were more like parental figures that I really never saw.

So almost like uncles really at that point.

I'm closer with their kids now who are technically my nieces and nephews than with my actual siblings.

So it was just me because I'm my dad's only kid.

And I feel like wrestling in the late 90s, like Y2K, it was like the hot, cool thing to do.

It's not like it is now.