Rich Vos

I don't fucking know whatever the contest was, but it was all these contests. But you would see, look, I worked, fucking clubs here i i was working one club once and after the show it was in scranton pa at a holiday and me and another comic after the show the owner brings us in the back room and pulls out a gigantic bag of coke and says do you want coke or money and i took the coke

I don't fucking know whatever the contest was, but it was all these contests. But you would see, look, I worked, fucking clubs here i i was working one club once and after the show it was in scranton pa at a holiday and me and another comic after the show the owner brings us in the back room and pulls out a gigantic bag of coke and says do you want coke or money and i took the coke

I don't fucking know whatever the contest was, but it was all these contests. But you would see, look, I worked, fucking clubs here i i was working one club once and after the show it was in scranton pa at a holiday and me and another comic after the show the owner brings us in the back room and pulls out a gigantic bag of coke and says do you want coke or money and i took the coke

And the guy who took the money is Adam Sandler. And look where he is. And look where I am. Adam Sandler took the money. He opened up. He was a guitar comic. And he opened up. That was a Nick's Comedy Stop thing, Coker Money. Oh, yeah, I worked in Boston. Did they offer you Coker money? I don't. And I was getting high because when I first started comedy, somehow they what was his name?

And the guy who took the money is Adam Sandler. And look where he is. And look where I am. Adam Sandler took the money. He opened up. He was a guitar comic. And he opened up. That was a Nick's Comedy Stop thing, Coker Money. Oh, yeah, I worked in Boston. Did they offer you Coker money? I don't. And I was getting high because when I first started comedy, somehow they what was his name?

And the guy who took the money is Adam Sandler. And look where he is. And look where I am. Adam Sandler took the money. He opened up. He was a guitar comic. And he opened up. That was a Nick's Comedy Stop thing, Coker Money. Oh, yeah, I worked in Boston. Did they offer you Coker money? I don't. And I was getting high because when I first started comedy, somehow they what was his name?

Dominic and Jackie Gateman or something. They liked me for some reason. I stunk, but they would give me spots at Nick's and I would get either money or but I would buy Coke from Mike, the drug dealer that the Colombians killed. He was their Coke dealer up there. I would stay behind the connection at the Milner Hotel, which was all prostitutes and drug addicts, right?

Dominic and Jackie Gateman or something. They liked me for some reason. I stunk, but they would give me spots at Nick's and I would get either money or but I would buy Coke from Mike, the drug dealer that the Colombians killed. He was their Coke dealer up there. I would stay behind the connection at the Milner Hotel, which was all prostitutes and drug addicts, right?

Dominic and Jackie Gateman or something. They liked me for some reason. I stunk, but they would give me spots at Nick's and I would get either money or but I would buy Coke from Mike, the drug dealer that the Colombians killed. He was their Coke dealer up there. I would stay behind the connection at the Milner Hotel, which was all prostitutes and drug addicts, right?

And, you know, I would go up there. Nix was giving me shows upstairs, downstairs, upstairs. So the one time, the last time I was up in Boston, I did Springfield, Mass., and Westfield, Mass., 252 Elm, and some other Norm LeFou shit. Norm LeFou, Western Massachusetts. So then I went to Nick's. I go, I'm not spending my money on drugs. I'm coming home with fucking money, right?

And, you know, I would go up there. Nix was giving me shows upstairs, downstairs, upstairs. So the one time, the last time I was up in Boston, I did Springfield, Mass., and Westfield, Mass., 252 Elm, and some other Norm LeFou shit. Norm LeFou, Western Massachusetts. So then I went to Nick's. I go, I'm not spending my money on drugs. I'm coming home with fucking money, right?

And, you know, I would go up there. Nix was giving me shows upstairs, downstairs, upstairs. So the one time, the last time I was up in Boston, I did Springfield, Mass., and Westfield, Mass., 252 Elm, and some other Norm LeFou shit. Norm LeFou, Western Massachusetts. So then I went to Nick's. I go, I'm not spending my money on drugs. I'm coming home with fucking money, right?

So I'm working this place called Plums in Worcester. And this waitress, oh, fucking smoking hot. After the show, because I did some coke bits, she goes, you do coke? I go, yeah. I go, do you know where I can get any coke? And we couldn't get any coke in Boston. I'm not... We drove from Boston. I went back to New York, bought a bunch of crack. We got a hotel, smoked all night.

So I'm working this place called Plums in Worcester. And this waitress, oh, fucking smoking hot. After the show, because I did some coke bits, she goes, you do coke? I go, yeah. I go, do you know where I can get any coke? And we couldn't get any coke in Boston. I'm not... We drove from Boston. I went back to New York, bought a bunch of crack. We got a hotel, smoked all night.

So I'm working this place called Plums in Worcester. And this waitress, oh, fucking smoking hot. After the show, because I did some coke bits, she goes, you do coke? I go, yeah. I go, do you know where I can get any coke? And we couldn't get any coke in Boston. I'm not... We drove from Boston. I went back to New York, bought a bunch of crack. We got a hotel, smoked all night.

We had sex, this and that. And it was Saturday night. And I'm 40 minutes from home. And I have one more show in Boston on a Sunday. And I have to drive her all the way back to Boston. No money left, maybe $10 or $20, just enough to get back to Boston, do my show, luggage in a fucking paper bag. We stop on the way up in Hartford. We try to buy Coke or heroin, and we got ripped off.

We had sex, this and that. And it was Saturday night. And I'm 40 minutes from home. And I have one more show in Boston on a Sunday. And I have to drive her all the way back to Boston. No money left, maybe $10 or $20, just enough to get back to Boston, do my show, luggage in a fucking paper bag. We stop on the way up in Hartford. We try to buy Coke or heroin, and we got ripped off.

We had sex, this and that. And it was Saturday night. And I'm 40 minutes from home. And I have one more show in Boston on a Sunday. And I have to drive her all the way back to Boston. No money left, maybe $10 or $20, just enough to get back to Boston, do my show, luggage in a fucking paper bag. We stop on the way up in Hartford. We try to buy Coke or heroin, and we got ripped off.

She's crying because she's going to lose her job. Fucking blood started pouring out of my nose as we're driving, just pouring out. Oh, Jesus Christ. I swear to God. Right? Right? Well, and then she goes, my sister wants an ounce of Coke. So I was going to set her up and rip her off and get a free ounce of Coke. Well, anyhow, two weeks later, I end up in rehab.

She's crying because she's going to lose her job. Fucking blood started pouring out of my nose as we're driving, just pouring out. Oh, Jesus Christ. I swear to God. Right? Right? Well, and then she goes, my sister wants an ounce of Coke. So I was going to set her up and rip her off and get a free ounce of Coke. Well, anyhow, two weeks later, I end up in rehab.