Rich Vos

Well, here's my Brian Callen story. It's very funny. I was middling for him at Caroline's, which will never happen again because Caroline's is close. I'm middling for him. So I get off stage and I'm single. This fucking smoking hot girl comes up to me and she goes, come on, let's leave. Right. Right. I go, I got to sell my DVDs or CDs. I have to sell my DVDs or CDs after the show.

I'm sitting there selling CDs, and I see Brian walk out with her right past me up the stairs. I fucked up. But maybe I didn't. Who knows?

I'm sitting there selling CDs, and I see Brian walk out with her right past me up the stairs. I fucked up. But maybe I didn't. Who knows?

I'm sitting there selling CDs, and I see Brian walk out with her right past me up the stairs. I fucked up. But maybe I didn't. Who knows?

No, I wasn't.

No, I wasn't.

No, I wasn't.

But it's, yeah, you definitely should have left with her. No, I shouldn't have because that in life is where I was supposed to be at that time when I was there. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? No, you're correct. Anything could happen.

But it's, yeah, you definitely should have left with her. No, I shouldn't have because that in life is where I was supposed to be at that time when I was there. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? No, you're correct. Anything could happen.

But it's, yeah, you definitely should have left with her. No, I shouldn't have because that in life is where I was supposed to be at that time when I was there. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? No, you're correct. Anything could happen.

Oh, I didn't make that much.

Oh, I didn't make that much.

Oh, I didn't make that much.

A hundred? Even a hundred. Now you're going to a nice restaurant. Who knows? Who knows? You know, it's this whole negative thing with my... And this isn't ego by any stretch when I say stuff like this. And I've... And my wife said, I know I've earned respect from my peers. I know it because I've done it. You definitely have. From white to black comics.

A hundred? Even a hundred. Now you're going to a nice restaurant. Who knows? Who knows? You know, it's this whole negative thing with my... And this isn't ego by any stretch when I say stuff like this. And I've... And my wife said, I know I've earned respect from my peers. I know it because I've done it. You definitely have. From white to black comics.

A hundred? Even a hundred. Now you're going to a nice restaurant. Who knows? Who knows? You know, it's this whole negative thing with my... And this isn't ego by any stretch when I say stuff like this. And I've... And my wife said, I know I've earned respect from my peers. I know it because I've done it. You definitely have. From white to black comics.

Black comics that most white comics don't even know. You know what I mean? Well, you did a lot of those rooms back in the day. Yeah, I ended all those TV shows. I did them all. Please, I started black comedy. So, okay. You can only hold a white man down so long. So, yeah. And, like, I think in life I'm more about respect than accomplishment. You see what I'm saying?

Black comics that most white comics don't even know. You know what I mean? Well, you did a lot of those rooms back in the day. Yeah, I ended all those TV shows. I did them all. Please, I started black comedy. So, okay. You can only hold a white man down so long. So, yeah. And, like, I think in life I'm more about respect than accomplishment. You see what I'm saying?

Black comics that most white comics don't even know. You know what I mean? Well, you did a lot of those rooms back in the day. Yeah, I ended all those TV shows. I did them all. Please, I started black comedy. So, okay. You can only hold a white man down so long. So, yeah. And, like, I think in life I'm more about respect than accomplishment. You see what I'm saying?

Not only my peers. The industry, too, though. The industry doesn't know. Like, say some club owner. Let's say a club owner. They're not sitting in the room watching your shows. All they care about are the fucking numbers that come in. I had a club owner once, I said to him, and you're lucky, you're way out of that, but I'm in that.