Rich Vos

And then you squeeze it. You squeeze and try to get the ammonia out as much as you can in the rock. So I would get the ammonia, steal a half a gram from him, go to the... Right early in the morning, come back, cook it, pour the ammonia out. Well...

And then you squeeze it. You squeeze and try to get the ammonia out as much as you can in the rock. So I would get the ammonia, steal a half a gram from him, go to the... Right early in the morning, come back, cook it, pour the ammonia out. Well...

And then you squeeze it. You squeeze and try to get the ammonia out as much as you can in the rock. So I would get the ammonia, steal a half a gram from him, go to the... Right early in the morning, come back, cook it, pour the ammonia out. Well...

So I emptied out the first bottle. Then it was two or three more half grams. I went and stole another one. Went back to the convenience store, bought more ammonia. After the fourth trip to the convenience store, I go, hey, listen, I got a cleaning business. We need a lot of ammonia. Well, I smoked all his Coke. And all of a sudden I hear somebody yell, fuck! He woke up and saw his Coke was gone.

So I emptied out the first bottle. Then it was two or three more half grams. I went and stole another one. Went back to the convenience store, bought more ammonia. After the fourth trip to the convenience store, I go, hey, listen, I got a cleaning business. We need a lot of ammonia. Well, I smoked all his Coke. And all of a sudden I hear somebody yell, fuck! He woke up and saw his Coke was gone.

So I emptied out the first bottle. Then it was two or three more half grams. I went and stole another one. Went back to the convenience store, bought more ammonia. After the fourth trip to the convenience store, I go, hey, listen, I got a cleaning business. We need a lot of ammonia. Well, I smoked all his Coke. And all of a sudden I hear somebody yell, fuck! He woke up and saw his Coke was gone.

How many hours had passed? Probably four. How many trips to the convenience store? Four. And I was just drinking straight vodka, right? Whoa. And I'm walking home. Now I'm $250 in debt. And it was towards the end of my career. As a crack addict? As a drug addict, yeah.

How many hours had passed? Probably four. How many trips to the convenience store? Four. And I was just drinking straight vodka, right? Whoa. And I'm walking home. Now I'm $250 in debt. And it was towards the end of my career. As a crack addict? As a drug addict, yeah.

How many hours had passed? Probably four. How many trips to the convenience store? Four. And I was just drinking straight vodka, right? Whoa. And I'm walking home. Now I'm $250 in debt. And it was towards the end of my career. As a crack addict? As a drug addict, yeah.

It was a crack career. Well, I think I told this story years ago, but I'll tell it. And he doesn't care because he told it in his book. So me and Frankie are doing a one-nighter. And back then, I had the car. You would pick up an act at the Improv and then go do the one-nighter in Jersey. So we pick up this comic, little white guy, whatever.

It was a crack career. Well, I think I told this story years ago, but I'll tell it. And he doesn't care because he told it in his book. So me and Frankie are doing a one-nighter. And back then, I had the car. You would pick up an act at the Improv and then go do the one-nighter in Jersey. So we pick up this comic, little white guy, whatever.

It was a crack career. Well, I think I told this story years ago, but I'll tell it. And he doesn't care because he told it in his book. So me and Frankie are doing a one-nighter. And back then, I had the car. You would pick up an act at the Improv and then go do the one-nighter in Jersey. So we pick up this comic, little white guy, whatever.

We go do our one-nighter and we're supposed to drop him off at the Improv. And I go, hold on, I got to make a stop. And we go up to Spanish Harlem. He goes, what are you doing? I go, my sister lives here. She's not doing well. There's people chasing people with knives up and down the street. And I go up and by. crack, free base, right? And the kid's like, get me home. Take me back to the improv.

We go do our one-nighter and we're supposed to drop him off at the Improv. And I go, hold on, I got to make a stop. And we go up to Spanish Harlem. He goes, what are you doing? I go, my sister lives here. She's not doing well. There's people chasing people with knives up and down the street. And I go up and by. crack, free base, right? And the kid's like, get me home. Take me back to the improv.

We go do our one-nighter and we're supposed to drop him off at the Improv. And I go, hold on, I got to make a stop. And we go up to Spanish Harlem. He goes, what are you doing? I go, my sister lives here. She's not doing well. There's people chasing people with knives up and down the street. And I go up and by. crack, free base, right? And the kid's like, get me home. Take me back to the improv.

What the fuck is going on? Relax. So now we go down to the Lower East Side and Frankie gets heroin. Now Frankie's in the backseat tying up, shooting heroin. While you're driving? While I'm driving. He's in the back shooting. And the kid is fucking scared to death. He was a little white kid.

What the fuck is going on? Relax. So now we go down to the Lower East Side and Frankie gets heroin. Now Frankie's in the backseat tying up, shooting heroin. While you're driving? While I'm driving. He's in the back shooting. And the kid is fucking scared to death. He was a little white kid.

What the fuck is going on? Relax. So now we go down to the Lower East Side and Frankie gets heroin. Now Frankie's in the backseat tying up, shooting heroin. While you're driving? While I'm driving. He's in the back shooting. And the kid is fucking scared to death. He was a little white kid.

It was David Spade. Was it really? Yeah. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. He was a little white kid from Arizona. Do you remember when he first started? He tells the story in his book, and I apologize to him. He goes, oh, don't worry. It's a good story. Right? But we kept him hostage as I'm smoking crack and Frankie's banging dope in the car. Oh, my God.

It was David Spade. Was it really? Yeah. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. He was a little white kid from Arizona. Do you remember when he first started? He tells the story in his book, and I apologize to him. He goes, oh, don't worry. It's a good story. Right? But we kept him hostage as I'm smoking crack and Frankie's banging dope in the car. Oh, my God.