Rich Vos
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Podcast Appearances
What is your question exactly?
Can you also use oil?
I might be fucking up the word, but... There you go.
What are the odds?
How's it going?
I need a lady in my life, and not for companionship or anything.
I'm almost 30 years old, and I don't own a bowl.
I'm a single bowl, man.
I've just been eating cereal out of containers that were designed to store ham, and...
I'll be honest, man, I was far too content with it.
Like, I was ready to live the rest of my life like that until I had a lady over, and she's like, hey, where are your bowls?
And I'm like, I don't have any.
And she's like, I want you to know, this is a huge red flag.
I'm like, ooh, any other red flags I should know about?
She's like, yeah, guys that don't have headboards.
I'm like, bitch, you think I got headboard money?
I ain't got bowls.
Plus, you know how ridiculous a headboard would look on an air mattress?