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Richard Bradley

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
174 total appearances

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Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

He'd split me like a banana.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

He basically ran it from the sort of down near my wrist all the way to the back of my elbow.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

He'd flayed it open.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

There was a whole team of them.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

They spent four or five hours doing what's called a debridement and they basically peel your arm open and they've all got those little microscope glasses on and they pick all the foreign bodies out.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

They remove a lot of the excess fat and they just give it the best possible clean they can.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

I had this arm that was pinned open and have you seen the Terminator?

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

You know where he's repairing himself?

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

It was like that.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

And my mates came around and it was definitely worth a photo or two.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

They were building this new skyscraper and it's a BHP skyscraper.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

It was an amazing edifice of glass and steel, super high.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

If it's not the highest in Perth, it certainly was back then.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

And I knew that of a night time, mates of mine were breaking into it and going up the top of it and jumping off it.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

And I was looking at this building and thinking, as soon as I get out, I'm going to go jump this building, you know, it's got to be done before they finish building it.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

And then I just had this sort of acute moment as I'm sort of getting FOMO and thinking about all that sort of past stuff.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

I'm like, really?

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

I mean, come on, mate, you've just had a close rush.

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

Is that really something you want to go and do and poke fun at your good fortune?

Real Survival Stories
Water Gun Malfunction: Freak Accident

Like, do you want to continue to play that card?