Richard Feidler

And that's where I got the crazy idea to smuggle drugs.

Thai Buddha sticks.

I went to this town.

They said, oh, yeah, these women, they'll sell you the sticks.

And they took me to these women.

They turned me on with heroin and I had money with me.

They gave me the bricks.

Oh, Thai Buddha, yeah, the best.

They're literally sticks and they make 30 or 40 into a brick, like it's a big square oblong.

And I had two lots of those.

Well, I was going to smuggle them into every country I went into, which I did.

Oh, man.

Well, that's right.

Did you know that?

No.

I was aware that you shouldn't have long hair because you could get thrown into jail for long hair.

So I'm on this bus coming back.

I'm totally off my face on heroin and I'm on this bus.

I'm the only white person on this bus and we get stopped going back to Bangkok and all these police with guns get on and I thought with a smile on my face because I'm off my tree, oh, I'm done.

They're going to open my backpack wrapped up in newspaper, two bricks of Thai Buddha sticks right at the top.