Richie

She's good. Can we put vodka all over it?

Borscht. I'm not sure where my accent ends.

Yay! That's a fun one.

Strong baby girl.

Oh, Raisinette.

Frenchie? I don't want to eat my children with the name Hannibal.

All right. I moved there as a child.

I know.

That's the problem.

All right, hopefully this goes well.

Yeah, I'm excited.

Okay, I'm ready to go.

Yeah, I've had three different cats. All in the last year, and they were all from a shelter. The first one was a little too aggressive, so I had to bring them back.

Yeah. The second one, you guys think I'm weird here, but I felt like it was the ghost of my grandfather. Huh? He kept trying to get into my cigar drawer, and it was just too weird. I think it was my grandpa, so I definitely brought him back. And the third one, it's been going great so far. So, yeah, I stuck with him. What about you?

That's really cool.

I bet they get along.

Your parrot could fly him around and stuff. It'd be great.

I have a question for you. If you could have dinner with anybody in the world, dead or alive, who would it be?

I actually do. I've thought about this a lot. If I had to pick two people, one would definitely be Nicolas Cage. I love his movies. He's great. Yeah, right? Who wouldn't want him at dinner? And then I would also want Bigfoot.

I mean, and I'd want to see who could eat more, too, between them. Because Nicolas Cage could do anything.

He can do anything.

It would be quite a struggle. He could obviously eat a lot, and I'd like to see them head-to-head.

For sure. Well, okay, so now have you thought about your answer? Who would it be?

You could have dinner with anybody, and it's the one you have dinner with every night?

And it's a cheap date, I guess, so.

I'm intrigued.

That was pretty good. Sliding into it.

Oh.

So what would you like to eat?