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Rick Glassman

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2371 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Yep. Gorgeous. Leo ran through all of them, too. I'm going to brag without name-dropping. You dated one. No, I didn't date one, but I went out with one a couple of times. I've seen one one time. You went out with one. I went out with one a couple of times. Socially.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I could see you pulling that. But you know what? I was going to tell a story that I'm not going to tell. Okay. I'm not going to tell.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I could see you pulling that. But you know what? I was going to tell a story that I'm not going to tell. Okay. I'm not going to tell.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I could see you pulling that. But you know what? I was going to tell a story that I'm not going to tell. Okay. I'm not going to tell.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

You can find it on Patreon. I got blown by Victoria's Secret model. There you go. That's pretty cool. There you go. And I thought to myself.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

You can find it on Patreon. I got blown by Victoria's Secret model. There you go. That's pretty cool. There you go. And I thought to myself.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

You can find it on Patreon. I got blown by Victoria's Secret model. There you go. That's pretty cool. There you go. And I thought to myself.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

I thought to myself, because I was always. If Eli could see me now.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

I thought to myself, because I was always. If Eli could see me now.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

I thought to myself, because I was always. If Eli could see me now.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

I was always very insecure with girls. You're talking to two studs over here.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

I was always very insecure with girls. You're talking to two studs over here.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

I was always very insecure with girls. You're talking to two studs over here.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

You know, like, would they really want to go out with me? If they do, are they doing this to, like, make fun about me to their friends behind my back? Like, I didn't trust that they wouldโ€” It's not a rom-com. Why would they like me? I had some experiences. Okay. But anyway.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

You know, like, would they really want to go out with me? If they do, are they doing this to, like, make fun about me to their friends behind my back? Like, I didn't trust that they wouldโ€” It's not a rom-com. Why would they like me? I had some experiences. Okay. But anyway.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

You know, like, would they really want to go out with me? If they do, are they doing this to, like, make fun about me to their friends behind my back? Like, I didn't trust that they wouldโ€” It's not a rom-com. Why would they like me? I had some experiences. Okay. But anyway.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

The reason I say this is it was that moment. It was just some decision I made because I was like. I masturbated to these people. And now one of them is like, you will masturbate to me? And now that moment, there's two moments in my life that I can remember where I became more confident in some type of sexual way. That was one where that happened. I'm like, oh, maybe girls do like me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

The reason I say this is it was that moment. It was just some decision I made because I was like. I masturbated to these people. And now one of them is like, you will masturbate to me? And now that moment, there's two moments in my life that I can remember where I became more confident in some type of sexual way. That was one where that happened. I'm like, oh, maybe girls do like me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

The reason I say this is it was that moment. It was just some decision I made because I was like. I masturbated to these people. And now one of them is like, you will masturbate to me? And now that moment, there's two moments in my life that I can remember where I became more confident in some type of sexual way. That was one where that happened. I'm like, oh, maybe girls do like me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Maybe if they say they like me, they mean it. And I got a little bit more confident. And another one was when I was โ€“ I didn't get chest hair until college. And then I got chest hair. And that was like an awakening for you. I didn't think anything of it. I just got some chest hair.