Rick Glassman

Turning around ever.

Eating a little bag of cereal with your hands.

Yes, yes.

On the opposite end, eating from an ice cream cone that's melting.

That's making me think of being in a bedroom, making love to somebody and then going into the bathroom while they're still in bed.

If you have a small ass.

If you have a small ass?

Yes, I have a small ass.

So whenever I walk to a bathroom, I either have to moonwalk back so they see my big rock hard cock, or I have to say, I have a little ass, don't look at me.

Why is it still hard?

Well, it was hard, but still, I guess it's not hard.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is also, by the way, I used to be very embarrassed.

Of course, it's embarrassing to be seen naked.

I mean, it's a vulnerable thing.

But if I'm going to be intimate with somebody and they see me soft, that's fine.

It's going to happen.

If a woman ever sees my penis soft before hard, I am humiliated.

It's almost as if I think that she thinks when she sees my penis soft, she thinks, is that his penis when it's hard?