Rick Ingraham
👤 Speaker
34
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
KILL TONY #1
Because short people always tell me what they would do if they had my body.
KILL TONY
KILL TONY #1
Hey, man, if I had your height, I'd be in the NBA right now.
KILL TONY
KILL TONY #1
I'm like, no, man, you'd just be a tall college dropout.
KILL TONY
KILL TONY #1
That's like me going up to a guy in the gym locker room.
KILL TONY
KILL TONY #1
Hey, man, with a dick like that, I'd be doing porn right now.
KILL TONY
KILL TONY #1
A lot of people ask me, they're like, Jerron, what is it like being tall?
KILL TONY
KILL TONY #1
And I just tell them, being tall is like being an Asian kid in high school.
KILL TONY
KILL TONY #1
That joke is called, Yao Ming probably had a tough childhood.