Rick
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Podcast Appearances
I've called her.
I've texted her.
I messaged her on Facebook.
I'm ready as I'm ever going to be.
As far as you know.
Of course I'm joking, guys.
Come on.
I'm not in a relationship.
Um, because...
I just thought it was funny.
I have my reasons.
Yeah, literally.
I don't have anything to have an excuse for.
I mean, I'm dating, technically.
I don't see a problem.
I'm seeing other people, and for their protection, I change their names in my phone.
Not only do I have a Matthew, but I have a John, I have a Mark.
I've got a lot of names.
I mean, you guys are laughing, but if I'm going on three dates in one week, I don't want these girls to feel bad.
So I want a guy's name to pop up if my phone rings.