Riki Lindhome

So I did IVF twice, but I have to go again.

But I'm single and I don't have time to wait around for men.

A donor brings in personal just too much of a gamble.

And you're so great and blah, blah, blah.

Okay, no more preamble.

I want your sperm.

I want your DNA.

I want your baby.

And I want it like today.

You're smart, talented, healthy, athletic.

The flaws you have don't seem genetic.

I mean that as a compliment.

Plus your disinclination toward procreation makes the perfect combination to provide immunization from a fraught situation and or legal complication down the line.

And I'm attracted to the fact that you're avoidantly attached so you're naturally a match like if you had a kid you'd never met you'd just forget and totally be fine.

I also mean that as a compliment.

look it's a favor to me but also to you because think about this if you're torn you get to fulfill the mail urge to appropriate but also the mail urge to not really help when they're born deadbeat dad no one's mad best deal anyone's ever had on this episode of the commercial break

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I was obsessed with Weird Al and just any funny song, I would listen to it over and over and over as a child.