Riley Gilmore

The other day I got a sad ending massage. They jizzed on me, so it was... Just gotta, what the fuck, dude? Fucking Groupon. Mom, can you pick me up? Not going back there, but that place sucks. I was thinking about that phrase, thoughts and prayers. It's like, people say that after a tragedy. They're like, I send you my thoughts and my prayers.

I get sending your prayers, that makes sense, but it's like, you want to send your thoughts Say, yeah, I'm praying for your family. Tits. Thinking about getting a bike. What else? Fucking might have a lasagna later, but... Lasagna titties, that'd be cool, but... All right, that's it for me, guys. Thank you very much.

What are you growing over there? Squash. Whoa. Berries, blackberries.

Yeah, so that's pretty much it.

They're almost ready. How big is the squash right now? Hot. It's hot. Yeah. Mind you, if anything... Okay. Yeah.

I'm trying to keep those kids away. They keep fucking... Oh, man.

Yeah, but great set, man. Thanks. What are you guys up to?

Yeah, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Yeah, I love it. You are like the trash guy. Do you ask for that? I'm the trash guy around here. Do you ask for that? Yeah, no, they promoted me. I used to work recycling, but... No, I just love it, you know? I love cleaning. And so... I'll get you later, bro. I got you. Hell yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah, dude.

Buy the trash. It's sloppy, bro.

Nice.

I can do a good lion impression.

Thanks, bro.

Some fucking $15 water right here. Should be very good.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. It was so good in the lobby. All right, that's it.