Rob Beckett

Oh, sorry.

No, no, it's literally called Low and Slow.

Right, okay, that makes sense.

I was walking around and then I've had a weird thing on my foot, Josh.

Oh, there we go.

This is a bit of a Josh Whittacombe story.

Can I recommend Feet for Life on Harley Street, Rob?

Well, so I've had this weird lump on the bottom of my foot and I thought it was a verruca, yeah?

But it hasn't looked like a verruca.

I hope I could walk a mile in your shoes, and I have in Clifton with a Veruca.

It's been really playing up, and it doesn't actually hurt that much, the Veruca.

It's just a bit uncomfortable, and I'm barefoot.

I can feel that it's a hard – I thought it might have been a corn.

This is exactly where I was, Rob.

Or a palace or something.

I was like, this is not too bad.

Anyway, it looked like there was something in it, right, like a splinter.

So I tried to squeeze it, and then obviously nothing came out, but I really hurt my foot because I just squeezed my foot really hard.

No, and I just got out of the shower and I was bent over and my bollock and my dick was hanging down and my foot was up, you know, and they told me to leave the lobby.

Oh, there we go.