Rob Beckett

I've got bags.

And then I'm trying to fold my coat over my bag.

And I'm chatting to people.

And they're a bit like, what are you doing here?

I'm playing Beacon, Colston, whatever.

And eventually, I'm waiting a bit, and I go in, and then there's other people there, like Fatboy Sim fans, and he goes, and it's just me on my own in the room with him.

I'm like, hello.

Oh, God.

That is so weird.

And he's a bit like, how's that comedian here?

I'm like, oh, hello.

Nice to meet you.

And then I'm too eager to be like, oh, no, I want to explain why I'm here, but I don't want to be like, it's insane that I would come.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a laugh.

But I don't want to be like, I love you.

no because his first thought is that comedian whatever his fucking name is the one from what the week has come to i don't think he's from bristol he's traveled to bristol so i'm like well i'm here on tour you know i'm walking past they said you was up here so i thought i'll come in i'll have a photo and i've been all awkward photos with fat boy slim and i do like fat boy slim but he's not my oasis he's not but i like fat boy slim

Yeah.

I'm out.

Yeah, yeah.