Rob Beckett

Let's just make it easy.

Yeah, yeah.

He signs it.

He's like, what are you doing, blah, blah, blah.

And then he's with two other people.

There's another guy there who's an artist doing signings.

But then I haven't bought the thing he does to sign.

So then I felt awkward.

Oh, God.

Because I think if you're doing a book signing, you need to go in it at the same level.

And this guy, like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

successful artist but Fatboy Slimmy's like yeah yeah anyway so I didn't have anything to sign but I'm chatting to them and they're like everyone's being really friendly and welcoming what are you doing I'm doing Bristol blah blah they're all from Brighton and I went come to the Brighton show I was like I would love to come and see I went come to the Brighton show if you want but there's three of them I don't know if they're all together or not and I was like yeah so take my number so I gave one of them my number and then Norman was like oh I'm playing Bristol tonight if you want to come you said that or he did no he said that

I said, I'm doing Bristol.

And he said, I'm doing Bristol.

And he went, you can come if you want, if the gig's finished.

I went, oh, what time are you on?

And he went, midnight.

Well, I'm like, do you know what?

Yeah.

I finished a gig at 10.