Rob Beckett
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I fell in a puddle.
I left.
I don't know if you can say I've been to a rave.
I got near one.
Did you cross the kind of line where the rave began?
I set foot in the rave.
I think I was at the entrance of the rave.
No one went, whee, like that.
And I got up pretty quick.
But then what made me feel better, I was on the way back round, I did see another bloke slip on mud.
Because basically it was so dark, because it's not lit for... It's a weird time of year to have a rave.
If I had about five or six pints, it would be fine.
But I was close to having a panic attack of being overwhelmed.
I thought it's best to leave.
This is no good for me at the moment.
But Norman, Fatboy Sim, I love you.
And there's nothing against you.
That was me presuming what was happening and then panicking and just being, basically I was a Ray Virgin and I jizzed myself before anyone got undressed.
Perfect.
It's a lovely end to the story.