Rob Bradford

You start talking about stuff.

There's a lot we can get into with that in terms of really... I was taken aback by him looking back at last year, how chaotic it was, including having to go home every night and talk about a contract extension.

As he said, I didn't even know you could get a contract extension, which is awesome.

So...

But he's a guy who, you know, when you hear that, and I think that Brian mentioned this, his evolution, not only is he bigger, but lowering his hands, and he explained why he lowered his hands, and to get the ball in the air.

And sure enough, he's played in two games, and I think every ball that he's put in play has been in the air.

So you're welcome.

All right, let's look at the lineup.

Anthony, DH, Story, shortstop, Duran, left field, Contreras, first base, Abreu, right field, Durbin, third base, Raffaella, center field, Narvaez, catcher, our good friend Izzy, Izzy, kinder, Falefa at second base, and Bayo pitching.

All right, I'm going to start with you, Gordo.

Your thoughts.

Well, I would say this, and I'm surprised you guys didn't mention it, that you have Duran hitting third, you have Abreu hitting fifth.

Wouldn't you flip-flop there?

No?

Yes?

No?

Yes?

Okay, you may.

That's the dumbest take of all time.

What?