Rob Mahoney

And so at the time, I'm like, oh, shit.

Is that fucking Star Fox?

Yeah, man.

And then I'm like, oh, okay.

So it gives you a little joke.

I thought the Bowser stuff with his kid where they actually use, this is one of the one times, there's two times in the movie that the movie uses story.

Other than that, it really doesn't use any story at all.

It uses story to explain why Bowser's kid feels this way about taking over the galaxy.

The puppet show was good.

The puppet show stuff, because you go, man, what the fuck is this little nigga mean for no reason?

And it shows that his existence and his identity is held in this story that his father used to teach him.

And the father might have forgotten it, but the son never did.

That worked for me.

It also worked that Peach is sort of an orphan with the Toad people.

That could have been the whole fucking movie.

Like, this movie could have been so much simpler, yet so much better if it's legitimately a story of Mario helping Peach

Go rescue Rosalia and reconnect with her family, with Bowser in between.

And you still could have had Star Fox, but they're not interested in that.

Hey, I thought in that scene that Yoshi, I thought it would have been really interesting if the dinosaur would have woke up and saw Yoshi and then they would have been like, homeboy.

yeah what's up hey what's up man you another dinosaur then Yoshi goes hey I haven't seen another of my kind for a long time or whatever but they don't do that they do the regular Jurassic Park fucking thing yeah they turn into babies you know Universal Property by the way yeah and so like and then I don't know the dinosaurs is in there for no reason should we stop going this