Rob

Not just America. Anywhere. Anywhere can go bad, but especially America.

I'm not sure. I've just been in my room all day.

I'm not sure. I've just been in my room all day.

I'm tidying up. It's time to get clean in my world. Are you recording me?

I'm tidying up. It's time to get clean in my world. Are you recording me?

Oh, no. God, it's so mortifying. Why am I like this?

Oh, no. God, it's so mortifying. Why am I like this?

Oh, well, you know, there's like this big stereotype of Portland being the home of the hipster. I want to say barrels. Do they have a lot of barrels?

Oh, well, you know, there's like this big stereotype of Portland being the home of the hipster. I want to say barrels. Do they have a lot of barrels?

like an oak barrel i just like when i picture portland i can imagine there are lots of barrels everywhere i've never been there and i don't know anything these these questions are a constant ploy to humiliate me where are these barrels at bars and pubs and stuff Well, I don't know, but when I was eight and I lived with my granddad and he had one of those old computers with text-based games.

like an oak barrel i just like when i picture portland i can imagine there are lots of barrels everywhere i've never been there and i don't know anything these these questions are a constant ploy to humiliate me where are these barrels at bars and pubs and stuff Well, I don't know, but when I was eight and I lived with my granddad and he had one of those old computers with text-based games.

And one of the first games I ever played was called Oregon Trail. Is the Oregon Trail in Oregon or is that somewhere else?

And one of the first games I ever played was called Oregon Trail. Is the Oregon Trail in Oregon or is that somewhere else?

Well, that's just how I imagine the world of the game. Like, you go to a saloon and there are some barrels outside. And sometimes the barrels are the table, you know?

Well, that's just how I imagine the world of the game. Like, you go to a saloon and there are some barrels outside. And sometimes the barrels are the table, you know?

I have this fear that the more I talk, the more likely it is people are going to start thinking, I can see why you smashed an egg on her head.

I have this fear that the more I talk, the more likely it is people are going to start thinking, I can see why you smashed an egg on her head.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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