Robbie Ken James

Hi, Poms. Hi, Jessica. It's your official Australian correspondent here, Robbie Ken James. Unfortunately, you're part of the reason I've had it today. I've fucking had it with Americans insisting on using the imperial system for measurement.

I cannot begin to explain how annoying it is when I find a recipe online... Looks great. And then it's written in ounces and pounds and I have to try and fucking convert it. The entire imperial system makes no sense. No sense at all. There's only three countries in the world that still insist on beating this dead horse. Be better, America.

In Australia, the only thing we are using the imperial measurement system for is to measure each other's dicks. So... Come at me with your nine inches or go home.