Robert Evans

We gotta talk.

about these hairstyles.

We've got to describe these to the audience first.

Until he's got like the Death Star version of an afro on his head.

So he's wearing different wigs all the time.

First off, what's fascinating about this to me is that the first three look like mug shots.

They look like he has just committed.

And one of them, he has no wig and he's balding and he looks like he got off the Con Air flight.

Right.

Yeah.

I mean, that is his literal mugshot.

The other one does look like a mugshot, but he has a wig on, but he's looking up at the camera with eyes so wide, it looks like he's just seen a hand grenade go off.

The third one, he looks like Beetlejuice, which is amazing.

He looks like Beetlejuice.

The top right one, he looks like, uh,

He just got done with his boy band audition.

I was going to say, he looks like Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder as Simple Jack.

And then the bottom one, it looks like someone gave the super ooze that made the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Joe Dirt's mullet.

Like that's how he looks in the last photo.

All right, that's what I've got.