Robert

Oh, Malort.

I was like, I bet I can do more than you, and I did, and it's the only time I've ever even somewhat blacked out besides literally being drugged by someone unconsensually.

We're going to describe it as spicy WD-40.

Yeah.

That does prove your rightfulness for the spot that you're seeking is your ability to win the Malort contest.

That was so weird.

Yeah, we got to turn it off.

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And just fucking blinded his ass with my, I have one of these huge Chinese phones that look at the fucking light on the back of this.

This thing's flash goes off like a federal flashbang.

Like Bortak guys don't have flashbangs this intense.

Oh, I'll make you cry.

Don't worry.

We'll all be crying before this is over.

Yes.

Cats got the right idea.

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