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Ron Magill

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

This is a classic example of how social media has driven people to stupidity.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

I do remember that. You know, I became kind of a really bad guy there for a while because back in the Chupacabra, I wish you wouldn't be phrasing things like several decades ago. It makes me sound like a fossil. But having said that, you know, when the Chupacabra craze started, It was all fun and games.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

I do remember that. You know, I became kind of a really bad guy there for a while because back in the Chupacabra, I wish you wouldn't be phrasing things like several decades ago. It makes me sound like a fossil. But having said that, you know, when the Chupacabra craze started, It was all fun and games.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

And then all of a sudden, people started having rifles on their front porch and in the front of their house. And they were ready to shoot the chupacabra. And that's when it became dangerous. Listen, we got the skunk ape. We got Bigfoot. None of these things have ever been accused of harming anything. We had the chupacabra that was now killing livestock. It was killing animals.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

And then all of a sudden, people started having rifles on their front porch and in the front of their house. And they were ready to shoot the chupacabra. And that's when it became dangerous. Listen, we got the skunk ape. We got Bigfoot. None of these things have ever been accused of harming anything. We had the chupacabra that was now killing livestock. It was killing animals.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

It was sucking the blood and sucking the organs out. People were afraid. And that was stupid. And this was all just playing on this fictional character that came up. I said, hey, listen, don't you guys find it coincidental that chupacabra is only found in Hispanic neighborhoods? Is it a racist animal? Why is it only going to the Hispanic neighborhoods? Why isn't it found anywhere else?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

It was sucking the blood and sucking the organs out. People were afraid. And that was stupid. And this was all just playing on this fictional character that came up. I said, hey, listen, don't you guys find it coincidental that chupacabra is only found in Hispanic neighborhoods? Is it a racist animal? Why is it only going to the Hispanic neighborhoods? Why isn't it found anywhere else?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

And where's the proof of this stuff? And then when I finally proved it, I said, listen, you know what? The next animal that the chupacabra kills, did you guys say, oh, look at the chupacabra did here. It sucked all its blood out, took all its organs out. I want to take that animal, live on television. We brought it on the new news live.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

And where's the proof of this stuff? And then when I finally proved it, I said, listen, you know what? The next animal that the chupacabra kills, did you guys say, oh, look at the chupacabra did here. It sucked all its blood out, took all its organs out. I want to take that animal, live on television. We brought it on the new news live.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

We cut it open at Jackson Memorial Hospital doing an e-cropsy. And guess what? It was full of blood. It was full of its organs. And it showed that the two little bites on its neck were not a vampire, but a dog that had bitten it and strangled it and killed it that way because that's what dogs do when they become feral. All right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

We cut it open at Jackson Memorial Hospital doing an e-cropsy. And guess what? It was full of blood. It was full of its organs. And it showed that the two little bites on its neck were not a vampire, but a dog that had bitten it and strangled it and killed it that way because that's what dogs do when they become feral. All right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

And then all of a sudden, all the people that were making money off of selling the bumper stickers about the Chupacabra and selling the T-shirts of the Chupacabra and the radio stations that had all the lyrics and schticks going on, all of a sudden started losing all of their little clicks and attention because the Chupacabra was proven to be false. That's a great story.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

And then all of a sudden, all the people that were making money off of selling the bumper stickers about the Chupacabra and selling the T-shirts of the Chupacabra and the radio stations that had all the lyrics and schticks going on, all of a sudden started losing all of their little clicks and attention because the Chupacabra was proven to be false. That's a great story.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

I did, and I'm proud of it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

I did, and I'm proud of it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

Live on the 12 o'clock news. And one of the reporters got sick, vomited when we cut open the goat and she saw the blood and the guts come out. That's great television. Great television, Ron. It was great television. It was pretty tough, but it proved to these bulls who were all caught up in this, oh, my God.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

Live on the 12 o'clock news. And one of the reporters got sick, vomited when we cut open the goat and she saw the blood and the guts come out. That's great television. Great television, Ron. It was great television. It was pretty tough, but it proved to these bulls who were all caught up in this, oh, my God.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

You know, I remember when I first went out there, the police were out there, the news stations were out there, and I said, oh, no, no, this is dog. These are all dog tracks. And then, you know, una abuela, she was over there on her porch. She goes, no, no, no.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

You know, I remember when I first went out there, the police were out there, the news stations were out there, and I said, oh, no, no, this is dog. These are all dog tracks. And then, you know, una abuela, she was over there on her porch. She goes, no, no, no.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

and all the cameras went right to her because here's this you know well she's saying she's saying in spanish that the thing had giant wings and was breathing flames like yes that that probably was Ron. Yeah, well, they captioned that on that. That came on the news and they put the little captions. So they subtitled for her about, oh, my God, it had the red eyes and the big wings.