Ron Magill

And he's got the hair thing going for him, too. He could feather that hair out.

Brother, let me tell you, back in his day, David Cassidy was...

Brother, let me tell you, back in his day, David Cassidy was...

A remarkable thing. You know, I think you guys should stay away for a while. You guys are pretty good. Thank you.

A remarkable thing. You know, I think you guys should stay away for a while. You guys are pretty good. Thank you.

Alan Alda is a legend. He's a freaking legend. What was his nickname?

Alan Alda is a legend. He's a freaking legend. What was his nickname?

You guys are killing it.

You guys are killing it.

It was rumored that David Cassidy had a little thing going with Shirley Jones on the portrait family.

It was rumored that David Cassidy had a little thing going with Shirley Jones on the portrait family.

Always a pleasure, guys and gals. Take care.

Always a pleasure, guys and gals. Take care.

They met in the village?

They met in the village?

I hate onions, any kind of onions. Onions and pickles, totally out of my league. I won't eat them. I hate them, and they're disgusting. It's minus pickles and onions for anything I ever order. Wow.

I hate onions, any kind of onions. Onions and pickles, totally out of my league. I won't eat them. I hate them, and they're disgusting. It's minus pickles and onions for anything I ever order. Wow.

I'm going to give a presentation right after I have the pleasure of speaking to this wonderful crew. What will you be presenting? I'll be presenting on Pride of the Lion.

I'm going to give a presentation right after I have the pleasure of speaking to this wonderful crew. What will you be presenting? I'll be presenting on Pride of the Lion.

Yes, I'm doing a presentation for the Broward Public Library System up in Broward County this afternoon. Do it until you're satisfied.