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Ronaldo Mercado

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60 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

Hey, how's it going? I'm gonna have some fun. You guys think about killing yourself? Anybody? Okay, a couple honest people. That's cool. I think about it. I think about it. I don't know if I'm gonna do anything about it, but I think about it. I think about suicide like I think about home renovation. I'm gonna do it eventually.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

Hey, how's it going? I'm gonna have some fun. You guys think about killing yourself? Anybody? Okay, a couple honest people. That's cool. I think about it. I think about it. I don't know if I'm gonna do anything about it, but I think about it. I think about suicide like I think about home renovation. I'm gonna do it eventually.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

Hey, how's it going? I'm gonna have some fun. You guys think about killing yourself? Anybody? Okay, a couple honest people. That's cool. I think about it. I think about it. I don't know if I'm gonna do anything about it, but I think about it. I think about suicide like I think about home renovation. I'm gonna do it eventually.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

But let's be honest, it would be a lot easier if I paid somebody to do it for me. Suicide's fun. Not fun. Interesting. Suicide's interesting. How we try to prevent it is interesting. I was driving over a bridge that was over this big old river. And right when you get halfway across the bridge, right in the middle of the bridge, they have a little sign with the number for the suicide hotline.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

But let's be honest, it would be a lot easier if I paid somebody to do it for me. Suicide's fun. Not fun. Interesting. Suicide's interesting. How we try to prevent it is interesting. I was driving over a bridge that was over this big old river. And right when you get halfway across the bridge, right in the middle of the bridge, they have a little sign with the number for the suicide hotline.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

But let's be honest, it would be a lot easier if I paid somebody to do it for me. Suicide's fun. Not fun. Interesting. Suicide's interesting. How we try to prevent it is interesting. I was driving over a bridge that was over this big old river. And right when you get halfway across the bridge, right in the middle of the bridge, they have a little sign with the number for the suicide hotline.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

Which seems like it's too late. You could have put it at the beginning of the bridge. In the middle. You might as well put the number at the bottom of the river and it would do the exact same thing. You could take a QR code for better help, put it on a bullet, put it in a gun, put it in your mouth, pull the trigger. It would do the same thing as that sign on that bridge. They're not doing it up.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

Which seems like it's too late. You could have put it at the beginning of the bridge. In the middle. You might as well put the number at the bottom of the river and it would do the exact same thing. You could take a QR code for better help, put it on a bullet, put it in a gun, put it in your mouth, pull the trigger. It would do the same thing as that sign on that bridge. They're not doing it up.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

Which seems like it's too late. You could have put it at the beginning of the bridge. In the middle. You might as well put the number at the bottom of the river and it would do the exact same thing. You could take a QR code for better help, put it on a bullet, put it in a gun, put it in your mouth, pull the trigger. It would do the same thing as that sign on that bridge. They're not doing it up.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

It's too late at that point. That's like putting an ad for condoms in a delivery room. That's like putting an ad for birth control at the bottom of a flight of steps.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

It's too late at that point. That's like putting an ad for condoms in a delivery room. That's like putting an ad for birth control at the bottom of a flight of steps.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

It's too late at that point. That's like putting an ad for condoms in a delivery room. That's like putting an ad for birth control at the bottom of a flight of steps.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

No, my dad is Mexican. My dad is, well, he's missing, but he is. He's old school. He wasn't kicked out of the country. He went to buy cigarettes and never came back.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

No, my dad is Mexican. My dad is, well, he's missing, but he is. He's old school. He wasn't kicked out of the country. He went to buy cigarettes and never came back.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

No, my dad is Mexican. My dad is, well, he's missing, but he is. He's old school. He wasn't kicked out of the country. He went to buy cigarettes and never came back.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

Yeah, he wasn't deported. He was Newported. Okay. Wow.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

Yeah, he wasn't deported. He was Newported. Okay. Wow.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

Yeah, he wasn't deported. He was Newported. Okay. Wow.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

I supply molding to Home Depots around the area. You supply molding to Home Depot. I'm one of the ones on the inside. I'm good. Okay.

KILL TONY
KT #721 - JIMMY CARR

I supply molding to Home Depots around the area. You supply molding to Home Depot. I'm one of the ones on the inside. I'm good. Okay.

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