Ronan Mullen

The draw with Arsenal nil all, the draw with Burnley won all.

Marseille away was obviously a very good result, 3-0.

And now Bournemouth 3-2 with Carabag and Newcastle to come.

This first goal, like it's Van Dijk again, Damien.

He's either like finished in terms of what he was, finished, or for some reason he's just playing with the intensity of kind of an over 40s five-a-side.

Like...

It's actually bizarre what's happened to him this season.

I know Kanade has been terrible alongside him and he's, you know, you look worse, I'm sure, in a failing system all around you.

But there's a, what was once seven, eight years ago, my God, he's just so like, he's the daddy out there.

He's so relaxed.

He doesn't, he doesn't sweat.

The man doesn't sweat.

That now has morphed into, is he trying?

Like what's going on here?

And I'm going, wow.

It was very much a, what can you do?

Like, it's numbers.

It's my fault.

It's great if you've got to just hope something happens.

And look, there's a nub of a point in that sometimes numbers game, I'm sure you've been part of many a Palace low block and the keeper has a great game and makes eight saves and you get a few blocks in and you kind of think, you know...