Rondall

All right, well, let's get going. So we start with the golden couple, Emmy and Will, who are on a boat floating in the water. And Will's saying, I really don't think I could have gotten through this year of law school without you. You've been my rock. And she's like, oh, my God, you're going to make me cry. So she's still cracked out and he's still a lying cheater. We know that in two seconds.

And so they kiss and he's like, I love you too. And then we see an Instagram story of Will and Emmy titled Our Love Story. Two years ago. Let's watch it, shall we?

And so they kiss and he's like, I love you too. And then we see an Instagram story of Will and Emmy titled Our Love Story. Two years ago. Let's watch it, shall we?

And so they kiss and he's like, I love you too. And then we see an Instagram story of Will and Emmy titled Our Love Story. Two years ago. Let's watch it, shall we?

They were the perfect couple. All they wanted was each other.

They were the perfect couple. All they wanted was each other.

They were the perfect couple. All they wanted was each other.

Then they were both murdered by possibly a horde of squirrels. And he was cheating on her and beating her the entire time. It's like, whoa, dateline. And that's kind of the vibes I'm getting from this. And Emmy is very much like, he's a lawyer.

Then they were both murdered by possibly a horde of squirrels. And he was cheating on her and beating her the entire time. It's like, whoa, dateline. And that's kind of the vibes I'm getting from this. And Emmy is very much like, he's a lawyer.

Then they were both murdered by possibly a horde of squirrels. And he was cheating on her and beating her the entire time. It's like, whoa, dateline. And that's kind of the vibes I'm getting from this. And Emmy is very much like, he's a lawyer.

And just kind of desperate. And then we get to more recently. I'm praying these rumors aren't true about Will and Maddie. Now everybody's gossiping about it. And now it's the future. And they're still gossiping about it. And are there cheating rumors? There sure are. And Brad, who is some new guy, right? He's like, I'm asking you what you know, Luke. And Luke's like...

And just kind of desperate. And then we get to more recently. I'm praying these rumors aren't true about Will and Maddie. Now everybody's gossiping about it. And now it's the future. And they're still gossiping about it. And are there cheating rumors? There sure are. And Brad, who is some new guy, right? He's like, I'm asking you what you know, Luke. And Luke's like...

And just kind of desperate. And then we get to more recently. I'm praying these rumors aren't true about Will and Maddie. Now everybody's gossiping about it. And now it's the future. And they're still gossiping about it. And are there cheating rumors? There sure are. And Brad, who is some new guy, right? He's like, I'm asking you what you know, Luke. And Luke's like...

I have a mustache and I already said what I know. And then Mia's like, she won't leave him until she sees him sticking a dick into somebody else's poo-tang-tang.

I have a mustache and I already said what I know. And then Mia's like, she won't leave him until she sees him sticking a dick into somebody else's poo-tang-tang.

I have a mustache and I already said what I know. And then Mia's like, she won't leave him until she sees him sticking a dick into somebody else's poo-tang-tang.

Oh, Brad is Bradley.

Oh, Brad is Bradley.

Oh, Brad is Bradley.

And Lake is not Luke. Isn't there a guy named Luke with a mustache? Yes. Is that the new guy? I don't know. I don't remember what the new guy's name is. He's a blonde guy with a mustache. He looks like a Luke.