Ronnie Karam

I'm like, why are you yelling?

Why are you yelling?

Where she's always facing the cameras and shaking her head really big.

So she's showing him the stuff that needs to get done.

She's like,

Oh, and I also forgot to tell you, I had sex on the sink in the bathroom downstairs, like in 2008, but, you know, it separated the sink from the wall, and then there was also the towel rack, because, you know, you gotta hold on to the towel rack while your butt's going on the sink, you know how it is, but I was able to glue the towel rack on myself, you know, I just used some leftover jizz, it hardens up just like a great crazy glue, and the guy's like...

knowing that my bathroom is kept together by a bunch of could have been babies i mean let me tell you it's just changing everything you know how hedge fund guys are right hey if you see pencils in the walls could just let her free thanks meanwhile we have bethany at her place and she's trying to start a fire in her fireplace she's like come on oh you gotta be kidding me right now like what's what's not gonna work i was like you need to take some lessons from luann she that that one knows how to start a fire

Yeah, you know, they tried to elevate...

bethany's holiday party to an annual tradition but i'm sorry it is it's not i mean even though she's had them every single year they are not iconic first of all they're always like during the day which feels a little like not as fun and it's always like they sit around her couch while the while like the servants just stare they eat sushi and then everyone leaves you can tell it's like a 90 minute occasion and no one really wants to be there yeah and this is a situation you don't want an open kitchen you know it's like the help is just like oh good

Yeah, which, that'll be an interesting twist.

Or that was an interesting twist.

By the way, did you notice, Bethany was wearing, like, this big golden sequined top with skinny jeans, which I'm just going to suspect, I'm going to surmise...

that those were skinny girls, skinny jeans, right?

Those had to be.

Did they have the bedazzled shit on the sides?

I couldn't tell, but it felt like such a strange outfit because the top did not match.

Those are not two things that you wear together.

It seemed very strange.

So I was like, the only reason why she'd have this strange outfit on is if she wants to be wearing her skinny girl jeans on TV, which I think is important.

my theory oh for the upcoming yeah the upcoming war skinny girl war yeah so everyone starts arriving and people showing up and then the man arrives and like no one notices she goes well don't anybody get up just a loser has walked in a loser with her own cabaret show just a loser one two three four i'm a loser