Ronnie
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Yeah. Did you see what they ordered? She's like, all right. So I'm going to have, okay, a Wagyu meatball. All right. We'll do mac and cheese, a potato, the pasta, spaghetti, the tomahawk. What else do you want, honey? All right. Hey, is penis on the menu? I'm going to order a big fucking penis right now. It's not there. All right. Just bring us 19 entrees. All right. We'll start with that.
Yeah. Did you see what they ordered? She's like, all right. So I'm going to have, okay, a Wagyu meatball. All right. We'll do mac and cheese, a potato, the pasta, spaghetti, the tomahawk. What else do you want, honey? All right. Hey, is penis on the menu? I'm going to order a big fucking penis right now. It's not there. All right. Just bring us 19 entrees. All right. We'll start with that.
Yeah. Did you see what they ordered? She's like, all right. So I'm going to have, okay, a Wagyu meatball. All right. We'll do mac and cheese, a potato, the pasta, spaghetti, the tomahawk. What else do you want, honey? All right. Hey, is penis on the menu? I'm going to order a big fucking penis right now. It's not there. All right. Just bring us 19 entrees. All right. We'll start with that.
She goes, yeah, I think Mother Nature does that, right? And he goes, yeah, so you don't have to see me getting old? She goes, yeah. So you're still fucking hot. So that's good. So funny. So then she's telling us, yeah, I think with Aaron, we like each other. And there's respect. And there's friendship. And that makes it different from my past relationship.
She goes, yeah, I think Mother Nature does that, right? And he goes, yeah, so you don't have to see me getting old? She goes, yeah. So you're still fucking hot. So that's good. So funny. So then she's telling us, yeah, I think with Aaron, we like each other. And there's respect. And there's friendship. And that makes it different from my past relationship.
She goes, yeah, I think Mother Nature does that, right? And he goes, yeah, so you don't have to see me getting old? She goes, yeah. So you're still fucking hot. So that's good. So funny. So then she's telling us, yeah, I think with Aaron, we like each other. And there's respect. And there's friendship. And that makes it different from my past relationship.
Yeah, I ain't telling my daughters about the only pants. Sorry. Go ahead, Denise. Go ahead.
Yeah, I ain't telling my daughters about the only pants. Sorry. Go ahead, Denise. Go ahead.
Yeah, I ain't telling my daughters about the only pants. Sorry. Go ahead, Denise. Go ahead.
When I filed for divorce from Charlie, you know, I was moving out of the house. I was six months pregnant with Lola, you know, and then I hear my mom on the phone with him because she's pissed that I took all the sippy, and he was pissed that I took all the sippy cups. I mean, that's where we were at. Can you believe it, honey? Sippy cups. Jesus Christ.
When I filed for divorce from Charlie, you know, I was moving out of the house. I was six months pregnant with Lola, you know, and then I hear my mom on the phone with him because she's pissed that I took all the sippy, and he was pissed that I took all the sippy cups. I mean, that's where we were at. Can you believe it, honey? Sippy cups. Jesus Christ.
When I filed for divorce from Charlie, you know, I was moving out of the house. I was six months pregnant with Lola, you know, and then I hear my mom on the phone with him because she's pissed that I took all the sippy, and he was pissed that I took all the sippy cups. I mean, that's where we were at. Can you believe it, honey? Sippy cups. Jesus Christ.
Then somehow snorted it, which is actually crazy. I mean, that man... She said it wasn't called a high chair for nothing. So good for him. So they also got back together. And he's like, that's not unfortunate. Why are you saying unfortunately? That's a good thing, right? And she's like, oh, I mean, well, I always wanted the girls to know I did everything I could to make that work.
Then somehow snorted it, which is actually crazy. I mean, that man... She said it wasn't called a high chair for nothing. So good for him. So they also got back together. And he's like, that's not unfortunate. Why are you saying unfortunately? That's a good thing, right? And she's like, oh, I mean, well, I always wanted the girls to know I did everything I could to make that work.
Then somehow snorted it, which is actually crazy. I mean, that man... She said it wasn't called a high chair for nothing. So good for him. So they also got back together. And he's like, that's not unfortunate. Why are you saying unfortunately? That's a good thing, right? And she's like, oh, I mean, well, I always wanted the girls to know I did everything I could to make that work.
Am I right? Yeah, well, life is short, babe. And you don't need tiger blood to do it. Oh, my God. The poor bastard with that thing. Fucking tiger blood. Jesus Christ. Don't even get me started on that.
Am I right? Yeah, well, life is short, babe. And you don't need tiger blood to do it. Oh, my God. The poor bastard with that thing. Fucking tiger blood. Jesus Christ. Don't even get me started on that.
Am I right? Yeah, well, life is short, babe. And you don't need tiger blood to do it. Oh, my God. The poor bastard with that thing. Fucking tiger blood. Jesus Christ. Don't even get me started on that.
So now we go to townhouse number two. And they're in the kitchen. Lola and Denise are standing at the island. Hi, Mom. Can I eat this? And it's just an orange. What? Can you have a little tiny fucking orange? Yeah, Lola. You can eat a tiny fucking orange. Geez. Hey, I'll have one with you. All right?
So now we go to townhouse number two. And they're in the kitchen. Lola and Denise are standing at the island. Hi, Mom. Can I eat this? And it's just an orange. What? Can you have a little tiny fucking orange? Yeah, Lola. You can eat a tiny fucking orange. Geez. Hey, I'll have one with you. All right?