Ronnie

He asked his soup if this is a potato or a carrot, and his neck said, is this a fucking... And the carrot said, is that a fucking neck or a fucking playing card? What the fuck is that thing? A shelf?

His order was odd. He ordered lentil soup and calamari, which I thought both things were odd.

His order was odd. He ordered lentil soup and calamari, which I thought both things were odd.

His order was odd. He ordered lentil soup and calamari, which I thought both things were odd.

I make it, yeah. I make it every couple weeks. I eat a lot of lentil soup.

I make it, yeah. I make it every couple weeks. I eat a lot of lentil soup.

I make it, yeah. I make it every couple weeks. I eat a lot of lentil soup.

A lot of tiny skins.

A lot of tiny skins.

A lot of tiny skins.

Oh, I'm going to like a lot of shit in my soups. So she doesn't like his neck, basically. But to him, she's like, oh, it looks fucking great. It looks real fucking good. And he goes, yeah, you know, I'd let them do it again if they want to, unless I'm playing a character that lived in a turtleneck. I mean, I don't know. I guess I could do that. Am I right? God, this reality TV thing, right?

Oh, I'm going to like a lot of shit in my soups. So she doesn't like his neck, basically. But to him, she's like, oh, it looks fucking great. It looks real fucking good. And he goes, yeah, you know, I'd let them do it again if they want to, unless I'm playing a character that lived in a turtleneck. I mean, I don't know. I guess I could do that. Am I right? God, this reality TV thing, right?

Oh, I'm going to like a lot of shit in my soups. So she doesn't like his neck, basically. But to him, she's like, oh, it looks fucking great. It looks real fucking good. And he goes, yeah, you know, I'd let them do it again if they want to, unless I'm playing a character that lived in a turtleneck. I mean, I don't know. I guess I could do that. Am I right? God, this reality TV thing, right?

I'm killing it. Am I killing it? God.

I'm killing it. Am I killing it? God.

I'm killing it. Am I killing it? God.

She's like, sure.

She's like, sure.

She's like, sure.

I could never picture you guys being married. What? How can you not picture it? I mean, what mother's not like, hey, I fucking had your back during the crack cocaine and hooker stories. You know what I mean? It's like regular family night over here.