Ronnie

She's one of these lucky women that just squirt everywhere, right?

So she's going hard.

She's filming it for her MySpace page and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And she happened to be in my eye line.

So every time I was talking to one of the strippers who was sitting in the passenger seat, literally out of the sight of my vision, I'm seeing all over the place.

I'm trying to keep a profesh here, driving along at 100 k's an hour along the motorway.

I'm like...

Holy crap, I've never seen this before.

Trying to have a normal, and the funniest thing about it is I was having a really civil conversation, like a normal, not even sexual conversation.

With the other one.

With the other stripper.

While I'm watching this gush, gush, gush.

So that's fine.

We get back to the place and I say, are you guys good from here?

Because we're on a big property and they just had to drive up to the other house.

She goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we're good.

So I get out of the car and I go around and she goes, the stripper in the back goes, fucking hell, the back seat's a mess.

And I'm like, yeah, no, it doesn't surprise me.

Then she goes, oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry.