Ronnie

So he tells us, soft bar is a mindful consumption bar, which I'm sorry, I'm never going to be okay with that. Fuck you with your mindful consumption. All the drinks are going to be served out of reusable bags from Whole Foods.

So he tells us, soft bar is a mindful consumption bar, which I'm sorry, I'm never going to be okay with that. Fuck you with your mindful consumption. All the drinks are going to be served out of reusable bags from Whole Foods.

All of our mixologists are going to be doing Sudoku as they shake the drinks, so it's pretty good. It won't pour until they complete a Sudoku cover. A Sudoku problem.

All of our mixologists are going to be doing Sudoku as they shake the drinks, so it's pretty good. It won't pour until they complete a Sudoku cover. A Sudoku problem.

All of our mixologists are going to be doing Sudoku as they shake the drinks, so it's pretty good. It won't pour until they complete a Sudoku cover. A Sudoku problem.

yeah it's a thing of a cool cafe and a bar but like no alcohol okay i'm really excited i'm nervous i put a lot of work into this i put over a hundred thousand dollars of my own money into this okay so i just read this and read it um which was funny for everyone asking oh no this was from our facebook page uh from kelly For everyone asking if Softbar is open, no, it is not.

yeah it's a thing of a cool cafe and a bar but like no alcohol okay i'm really excited i'm nervous i put a lot of work into this i put over a hundred thousand dollars of my own money into this okay so i just read this and read it um which was funny for everyone asking oh no this was from our facebook page uh from kelly For everyone asking if Softbar is open, no, it is not.

yeah it's a thing of a cool cafe and a bar but like no alcohol okay i'm really excited i'm nervous i put a lot of work into this i put over a hundred thousand dollars of my own money into this okay so i just read this and read it um which was funny for everyone asking oh no this was from our facebook page uh from kelly For everyone asking if Softbar is open, no, it is not.

However, you can invest in it if you want, Laffy Face. And it's a picture of Softbar, a new kind of space offering superior non-alcoholic functional coffee and cocktails. Our coffee does push-ups. So, plus experiences. Like, you can come here and you can have experiences. It's crazy. It's like a park, but where alcohol should be served, but it's not being served, if that makes any sense.

However, you can invest in it if you want, Laffy Face. And it's a picture of Softbar, a new kind of space offering superior non-alcoholic functional coffee and cocktails. Our coffee does push-ups. So, plus experiences. Like, you can come here and you can have experiences. It's crazy. It's like a park, but where alcohol should be served, but it's not being served, if that makes any sense.

However, you can invest in it if you want, Laffy Face. And it's a picture of Softbar, a new kind of space offering superior non-alcoholic functional coffee and cocktails. Our coffee does push-ups. So, plus experiences. Like, you can come here and you can have experiences. It's crazy. It's like a park, but where alcohol should be served, but it's not being served, if that makes any sense.

I just look at my own coffee and I'm like, you lazy son of a bitch. Can you do anything right? Look, he's just laying there.

I just look at my own coffee and I'm like, you lazy son of a bitch. Can you do anything right? Look, he's just laying there.

I just look at my own coffee and I'm like, you lazy son of a bitch. Can you do anything right? Look, he's just laying there.

Yeah, so Softbar has a video of Carl getting out of a van, as you can see in this screenshot right here. He's getting out of the front seat of the van, and it says, welcome to Softbar, soft. $136,600, that's $136,600 of $1.24 million of our max goal has been raised. And he put 100 of that in himself. So, you know, come on, guys. Donate to Softbar. It's time for a commercial.

Yeah, so Softbar has a video of Carl getting out of a van, as you can see in this screenshot right here. He's getting out of the front seat of the van, and it says, welcome to Softbar, soft. $136,600, that's $136,600 of $1.24 million of our max goal has been raised. And he put 100 of that in himself. So, you know, come on, guys. Donate to Softbar. It's time for a commercial.

Yeah, so Softbar has a video of Carl getting out of a van, as you can see in this screenshot right here. He's getting out of the front seat of the van, and it says, welcome to Softbar, soft. $136,600, that's $136,600 of $1.24 million of our max goal has been raised. And he put 100 of that in himself. So, you know, come on, guys. Donate to Softbar. It's time for a commercial.

It's time for a crappin's commercial.

It's time for a crappin's commercial.

It's time for a crappin's commercial.